WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 12, 2009 (WSFB) – The WSFB is in attendance at a local watering hole and we have stumbled upon an amazing scene.   There appears to be an impromptu forum for “blessed” women on how to care for their amazing chests.   Chest care has been quite a topic of discussion on the hills of Olympia recently and these women, obviously politicly inclined and undoubtedly intelligent, have brought the discussion right here to West Seattle.   We will continue to update you throughout the night.

10:05 PM Update: Overall it’s a pretty calm scene though some guy in the back keeps yelling “release the puppies.”   We have to agree.   Now one of the 34 DD’s is looking our direction.   Hello nurse.

10:22 PM Update: One of the 34 DD’s is telling another 34 DD that the key to taking care of her DD’s is the healthy lifestyle she lives.   Our ears are glued to the conversation. Our eyes are not obeying us right now.

10:23 PM Update: Ok, there are like a lot of 34 DD’s here now.   A lot.   Are we in Boulder Colorado?

10:30 PM Update: Oh boy.   I think Jessica Simpson just walked in the room.   She is the foremost expert on Western chest care.     If there were any government representatives here tonight they would be in trouble tomorrow, politicians are often concerned with chest care, especially the kind that don’t concern their wives.