http://www.westseattlefunblog.com The Only Targeted by Al Qaeda Funblog In West Seattle, Right Now Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:04:48 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 11, 2010 (WSFB) - Chalk another one up to West Seattle for its ability to draw conventions and those ever-important convention dollars right into the pockets of local businesses. The West Seattle Center for Conventions and Trade Shows (WSCCTS) is hosting the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Association's 2010 ... http://www.westseattlefunblog.com/local/west-seattle-to-host-ibs-convention Dear JT, I have a very close friend that is having a birthday on Wednesday. I want to throw her a big ass party, but don't think she's the type that would go for it. Should I get her a box of cigars instead? Any other ideas? Best, Gifts Are Glorious? Dearest G.A.G. (me), I'm ... http://www.westseattlefunblog.com/advise/wtfwjtd-line-up-for-spankings-bitches WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 10, 2010 (WSFB) – Penis. What is it good for? Well, we can tell you several things that come to mind, but “absolutely nothin’” and “magazine for young couples with new children” typically do not. Funstick Enterprises, the makers of “Cock and Bulls” (an agricultural magazine) and ... http://www.westseattlefunblog.com/local/%e2%80%9cpenis-magazine-to-debut-in-west-seattle-stores I have a male frog that hit puberty and has been out of control ever since. I’m a 73-year-old woman and just don’t have the knowledge, energy, or ability to care for a pet exploring its sexuality and has…. such unorthodox desires, to say the least. He’s quite fond of salami, ... http://www.westseattlefunblog.com/classifieds/classifieds-free-to-good-home-pet-frog Dear WTF, I know as a dog owner that dog's anal glands need to be expressed, but I refuse to do it. It's gross. Should I try and get a boyfriend for the sole reason of exchanging sexual favors for doing that nasty chore for me? Desperate Dear Desperate, How long have you been ... http://www.westseattlefunblog.com/advise/wtfwjtd-man%e2%80%99s-least-best-friend WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 8, 2010 (WSFB) - Are you tired of the same old douchenozzles and cougars hitting on you every time you go to your favorite watering hole? Can a single, hot-bodied girl or guy not have a drink in peace? It seems the "meat market" flair of other regions ... http://www.westseattlefunblog.com/local/new-bar-takes-non-meat-market-approach WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 07, 2010 (WSFB) - The meatballs, the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs. The meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs, the meatballs,the meatballs, the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs. The meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs, the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs, the meatballs, the meatballs,the meatballs, the meatballs,the meatballs,the ... http://www.westseattlefunblog.com/local/the-meatballs-so-right WASHTINGTON, D.C., March 4, 2010 (WSFB-AC) – After a thirty-year investigation by the DEA, arrests have been made to key members of the popular TV shows The Love Boat and Fantasy Island. The investigation has revealed that the popular back-to-back TV shows watched by every loser sitting at home on a Saturday ... http://www.westseattlefunblog.com/funnews/national/love-boat-fantasy-island-cast-members-indicted-on-federal-drug-trafficking-charges Dear JT, I have a friend who has lost a TON of weight on some new diet. The diet involves eating 300 calories a day and injecting herself with saliva from elderly feral cats. I know it sounds kinda barbaric, and maybe even a little gross, but ..... she's lost like ... http://www.westseattlefunblog.com/advise/wtfwjtd-weight-for-it%e2%80%a6 WASHTINGTON, DC. February 26, 2010 (WSFB-AC) -  Dozens of conservative protesters from across the country converged on the Capitol Sunday morning to demonstrate against everything as it currently stands. With the stimulus package staving off an epic economic depression but not rescuing the economy, two wars that are going ... http://www.westseattlefunblog.com/funnews/national/dozens-of-people-march-to-protest-status-quo