http://www.westseattlefunblog.com The #1 Source For FUN In West Seattle Fri, 03 Feb 2012 13:25:53 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en [caption id="attachment_20898" align="alignleft" width="266" caption="Seal gon pop a cap off."][/caption] WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 3, 2012 (WSFB) - To follow up on other "news media's" scoop on this developing story, the West Seattle Funblog has learned that sea life violence is escalating on the peninsula, specifically around beach areas, and it's ... http://www.westseattlefunblog.com/local/seals-gang-up-over-west-seattle-turf-and-surf WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 2, 2012 (WSFB) - I read in the paper today that some broad got her panties in a twist when one of her daughters (on a so called, “mother/daughter outing to the library” which is code for “dad’s at the bar and doesn’t want to deal ... http://www.westseattlefunblog.com/local/libraries-knowledge-learning-boobs WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 1, 2012 (WSFB) - If you pay attention to modern advertising, then you've probably heard that Axe Body Spray is all you need to get women to adore you. Further, if you've run into a homeless person lately, you've probably noticed that homeless people can have a ... http://www.westseattlefunblog.com/local/homeless-axed-at-soup-kitchens MIAMI, Florida, January 31, 2012, (WSFB) - As the Mitt Romney campaign revels in its smugness over its current poll standings in Florida, underdog GOP Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich isn't pulling any punches. Yesterday, with less than 24 hours remaining before the increasingly important Florida Primary, Gingrich named his running mate ... http://www.westseattlefunblog.com/funnews/national/gingrich-taps-floridian-for-vp WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 31, 2012 (WSFB) – My Best Friend Started Dating My Ex-Girlfriend My best friend started dating my ex-girlfriend. Should I ever speak to him again? Bouncer: I’m very disappointed in both of you. Not mad. Just disappointed. I guess I expected more from the two of you. I’m going to ... http://www.westseattlefunblog.com/advise/ask-a-bouncer-and-a-blonde-your-girlfriend-fajitas SEATTLE, Washington, January 30, 2012 (WSFB) – The City of Seattle began removing homeless people who are currently living below the Alaskan Way Viaduct at 8:00 this morning. This move is part of preparing the area for tunnel boring and is considered a matter of “public safety”. The City claims the ... http://www.westseattlefunblog.com/local/city-giving-viaduct-homeless-the-axe WHITE CENTER, Washington, January 30, 2012 (WSFB) - Justin Bieber is clearly not the first white rapper. That title is commonly, though mistakenly, credited to Vanilla Ice. The real first white rapper was in fact Blondie's Deborah Harry, as evidenced by 1981's smash hit, "Rapture". But Harry is not the has-been ... http://www.westseattlefunblog.com/local/rapper-vanilla-ice-opens-white-center-restaurant WASHINGTON, D.C., January 27, 2012 (WSFB)  - According to a recent report, President Obama is so engrossed with the republican primaries that he’s forgotten all his responsibilities as Commander in Chief. “He spends all day watching Fox News,” said White House press secretary Jay Carney, “we’re a little worried. I keep ... http://www.westseattlefunblog.com/funnews/national/obama-engrossed-by-republican-primaries-forgets-presidential-duties http://www.westseattlefunblog.com/entertainment/ferris-beuller-2012 WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 26, 2012 (WSFB) - We managed to survive with the majority of our dignity intact from this snowclysm, and some folk are still without power! Once again it’s been proven to us that the fact that we can’t handle the snow can be attributed to the hills, ... http://www.westseattlefunblog.com/local/annisnowlation-2012