WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 07, 2010 (WSFB) – If you’re one of those people that doesn’t give a rip about the Superbowl, or sports in general, then Superbowl Sunday is just another reason to party.
Rest assured there are millions more like you, and they’re also ready to party.
One prime demographic is the orphaned cougar; the middle-aged to elderly married or otherwise attached female who is left behind while her significant other goes off to cavort with the boys and ramble endlessly about statistics and information that has no actual bearing on the world in general and which only serves to bolster support for extravagant unrealistic lifestyles of America’s top-paid athletes.
This year, don’t let your neighborhood cougar be orphaned and left to her own devices. Reach out and show you care. Kick it with a cougar, or two.
Men aged 30-45 are encouraged to volunteer their time to provide companionship to orphaned cougars during this lonely and sad time. CubPanion Corps is a national organization that helps pair available men with orphaned cougars in their area.
In support of the CubPanion Corps annual event, the Super 7® motel chain is offering discounted rates on party rooms nationwide this Superbowl Sunday.
So guys, do Your Mom proud and support your local cougar in her time of need. You won’t regret helping others and the reward is everlasting.


















