WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 11, 2009 (WSFB) – In a major show of their power of influence and love for the Spice Girls, The West Seattle Fishsticks have signed their first major endorser…..David Beckham. Beckham, who hails from London, England and plays for the Los Angeles Galaxy signed a six year, $70 million deal with incentives including free massages.

This marks a turning point for not only the WS Fishsticks, but the West Seattle Fun Blog.

Currently, West Seattle Fun Blog Administrators are in talks with several high profile athletes and celebrities but to date have not signed a major star like Beckham. A source close to the talks that wanted to remain anonymous stated “Why don’t you bend this, f*cker”?

As for the WS Fishsticks, they are excited to have Beckham on board and already have him slated to make appearances Sept 9th at their Fibromyalgia Meetup, October 1 at their annual “Clean Out the Colostomy Bag Cook Off” & will also make random, surprise appearances around West Seattle handing out fishsticks as shown here.

Beckham could not be reached for comment.