Brad PITT-Pitt (L); Brad Pitt-PITT (R)
HOLLYWOOD, California, July 21, 2010 (2010) – In celebrity news, Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie are both officially single again as Brad Pitt announces he’s dating himself.
“Certain films were right for me when I was in my ’20’s,” said Pitt-Pitt. “But now, as I (diving hand motion) delve into my forties, those same types of scripts just don’t catch my eye. I have to really look at myself as a man and find what it is that really moves me at this point in my career.”
Aniston, quite used to Pitt-Pitt’s waffling over the last few years, took a moment to talk the West Seattle Funblog about her sudden separation again.
“I’m just glad I can walk around the house without freaking my own shit out,” she said. “It was like a goddamn funhouse with all of the mirrors all over the place.”
PITT-Pitt could not be reached for comment, while Pitt-PITT representatives said (s)he’d call us back.
(Editor’s Note: Angelina Jolie declined our request for interview on the grounds that her hands were filled with foreign-born babies.)
