FOR SALE: 6P9CK Abs©
The sun is out, the beach is calling, and you’re about to reveal your ginormous gut to the masses. You don’t have time to work out, but you want to look good for the ladies and gents!
6P9CK Abs© is the answer!
Each set comes with six patented 6P9CK Abs© containers filled with your favorite beverage in a stylish carrying vessel, a bottle opener, a roll of duct tape, some gauze pads, and a half tube of salve!
Match your skin tone with delicious flavors including:
- Belgian White
- Negro Modelo
- Sierra Nevada Porter
- Alaskan Amber
- Killian’s Red
Or strike your own ca-RAY-zee chord with:
- Budweiser – Be American!
- Coors – You’re Golden, Baby!
- Rolling Rock – Cuz I Rock n’ Roll, Biznatch!
- Fat Tire – I’m Fat And Have No Stamina!
- Red Hook – Sorry Fellas! Aunt Flo Is In Town! (female sizes only)
Containers available at most West Seattle convenience stores; 6P9CK Abs© kit FedEx’d direct for the low price of $29.95. FedEx charges may and will be added to this low, low price. Send a FITTY and we’ll call it good.
Pete@westseattlefunblog.com
