For Pre-Sale: Locally made wine glass openers.
A fine wine needs to breathe, to let out the storage gasses and allow the flavors to commingle, to aerate. But allowing wine to breathe in the bottle just doesn’t suffice. The opening is too small; it’s like doing coke through a coffee straw versus one of those honkers from McDonald’s.
Introducing…. The Wine Glass Opener – The WinGO!
We can’t show you what the WinGo looks like yet due to the Department of Patents and Other Cool Shit (DoPaOCS) dragging their asses like dogs with worms trying to finish our paperwork. But this is a cool little fucker your bar should NOT be without.
The WinGO allows more wine surface area to breathe. The diamond tipped cutting wheels are razor sharp and guaranteed for the life of your glass of wine. The plastic handle is a classic black, manufactured by children in Asia to keep your price down. The Kickstand allows the WinGO to prop up with pride, a beautiful centerpiece or paperweight.
Pre-Order now and the cost is a mere $29.95. Wait until the patent is complete and photos are released and you’ll probably only pay five bucks, if that.
So order yours today!
