Customers Wanted:
The new Na-Il Na-Il Nail Salon at Roxbury and 14th Ave SW now has custom nail graphic artist Lindsay Lohan on staff. She’s revamping her life and wants to take care of your nails, as well as those of Your Mom!
“I’m not quite ready to take on new customers yet, but that day is coming,” said Lohan. “I just need to find my panties first. But Your Mom should call me in, like, a little while?”
Check back in with Na-Il Na-Il in a few weeks or, perhaps, months. This panty location mission thing could take awhile.
