For Sale: Judas Iscariot Penis Pancake Pans
You’ve seen the cookware that can imprint lifelike Jesus images on your food (www.jesuspan.com), but those are so 2009.
You can now go a full 180° by pimping Judas Iscariot, the disciple who turned Jesus in to die at the Romans’ hands, with the new Judas Iscariot Penis Pancake Pan!
Face it, Jesus style pancakes are silver dollar-sized at best. This pan makes monstrous phallic pancakes the likes of which dickhead Judas Iscariot would have sold you for a scheckle! Hell, he sold out Jesus for a bag of weed.
Huge cock-like pancakes can now be yours! A baptismal coating means nothing will stick and the wood handle is certified as made by the Lord himself!
Cooking on a gas stove? We’ll throw in the matching Pontius Pilate Lighter for fast startup!
Order today and we’ll throw in the Barabas Melon Baller FOR FREE!
