For Sale: 1973 Bell Helicopter. Comes with Crazy-Assed, Coked-up Yanomamo Pilot with a Gourd on his Cock!
This vintage Bell Ranger J47 Helicopter is in excellent condition. Comes complete with Arriel 2B1 engine, Garmin electronics, tail boom, and one seriously fucked up indigenous South American pilot who’s been chewing coca leaves and shot-gunning Robitussin & Rum for three months and has a giant gourd strapped to his cock! $1,199! What a bargain! Just in time for St. Paddy’s Day!
