Wanted: Corn for woman pictured at left. I know it’s not in season, so the best stuff is not readily available. I get that. But I need corn nonetheless!
At this point, I’ll settle for a couple of old cobs. A frozen bag of niblets might get reciprocation in part.
I have an extensive porn collection that is yours in trade for corn.
Porn for Corn! Cobs for Knobs!
Please send corn, now!!
Pete@westseattlefunblog.com


















