I have a male frog that hit puberty and has been out of control ever since. I’m a 73-year-old woman and just don’t have the knowledge, energy, or ability to care for a pet exploring its sexuality and has…. such unorthodox desires, to say the least.
He’s quite fond of salami, knackwurst, bacon, and any pork product. Looking for a good home with owners that can assist my little green man in conforming to society’s parameters.
Fuck it; just get this horny bastard out of my hair before I sell his skinny little ass to a Cajun restaurant. Good home, nothin’; free to ANY home!
