FOR SALE or TRADE: My boss. Female. Comes with a speaker phone that is used for screaming at extreme volumes.

Has unique ability to create heightened sense of panic, guilt, and low self esteem in her employees.

Needs Xanax or other calming medication but otherwise is tolerable only if drinking.

Good price; may give for free to the right candidate. No, she is NOT hot.

Please inquire at: hurry@beforeIkillher.com