WANTED: Male/Female to exercise and couple swap with. Must be extremely fit and preferably spray-tanned to resemble a roasted turkey. Blondes preferred; bleached or highlighted hair acceptable. Bonus if male has bleached boy-band hair. Bonus if female has Brazilian bikini wax AND acrylic nails. Us: fun, fit, vegan, robot-faced (male). You: fun, fit, no aversions to male robot-face. First we exercise….. then we EXERCISE. Only serious couples should respond.
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