Are you sick of your 9 to 5 job working for the man? Have you ever wanted to be your own boss? Do you have an affinity for sweets in general and gum in specific?
This is the opportunity you’ve been waiting for. The makers of Camel Balls Bubble Gum are seeking distributors in Western Washington.
“These sour liquid-filled jewels practically sell themselves,” said Birt Bergen, CEO of parent company EGP (Engorged Genitalia Products). “We have no representation in this region. We’re looking for someone who has the stones to go balls out and penetrate this market. Are you nuts enough?”
Finished Bergen, “There’s money here for the taking, so come on over and grab your sack!”
