For Sale: Decorative Bed.
This hand-carved bed is fit for a King, even more so if the King happens to be a Queen. Carved from antique bonewood, each of the four larger-than-life posts depict a sordid tale of getting tail. The headboard alone will inspire that someone special in your love life to “try something new for once, or something old for twice”.
Testicle-shaped nightstands (not shown) are also available.
Serious inquiries only, please contact: Pete@westseattlefunblog.com
