WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 02, 2009 (WSFB) – Western Washington weather is expected to change from relatively decent through Wednesday to wet and shitty on Thursday thanks to a blogpressure system moving in off the coast of Fatmanistan.
If you haven’t already done so, now is the time to visit your local clothing and accessories retailer [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 1, 2009 (WSFB) – Starting Monday West Seattle will see sunny skies with a chance of Stormy Daniels throughout the week.   Some clouds might gather in the sky early Monday, but then it will change into sun into Tuesday.   Wednesday will see a flow of Stormy Daniels making her [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 27, 2009 (WSFB) – Once again, God proves how much he hates West Seattle. I mean really – fucking hail on the 27th of October? What the FUCK is your problem, God?
Let’s just start by saying this was NOT in the forecast. If it WAS in the forecast, we totally would [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 19, 2009 (WSFB) – Water began falling from the sky late last night and the roads immediately became a slick and dangerous playground for operators of motor vehicles.
When water falls from the sky on dry road surfaces the oil and other lubricants haven’t been washed away and the result is an [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 10, 2009 (WSFB) – Tlaloc, the God of Rain, has rewarded The West Seattle Fun Blog for the sacrifices it’s staff have made in recent months.
In addition to bringing unparalleled fun to West Seattle and surrounding areas, the WSFB also helped promote a number of local establishments and events in West [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 31, 2009 (WSFB) – July brought with it many good fortunes and some heartbreaks as well. This is our tribute to July 2009.
Early in the month, we suggested you pull our finger for fireworks. Many of you did, and for that we are eternally grateful. Shortly thereafter we paid tribute to [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 27, 2009 (WSFB) – Governor Grimoire has issued an “excessive heat warning” for all of Western Washington, specifically the West Seattle metropolitan area.
“Residents are urged to consume water – cool if possible – and to cover themselves in absorbent materials with the coolest, wettest water they can find” says the Governor. [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 27, 2009 (WSFB) – Armed robots from the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) were activated this morning and deployed in West Seattle via amphibious personnel carriers landing on Alki Beach.
A stunned citizenry watched as the approximately 200 FEMAbots exited the APC and motored towards shore.
“We hoped we’d never see this day” [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 3, 2009 (WSFB) –     Residents of West Seattle were attacked by relentless heat Wednesday as temperatures soared into the 80’s and many suffered from dehydration due to nobody telling them what to do.
“I rely on the news to tell me when it’s hot and then what I should do [...]