WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 25, 2010 (WSFB) – In weather news, El Niño almost fucked up the Vancouver Olympics and is skewing our own West Seattle feel for what Mother Nature will bring. It also minimizes my ability to appropriately use that badass picture of  a frozen car you see to the left.
Look, every year [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 27, 2010 (WSFB) – With snow in Phoenix, record cold snaps in the Midwest and massive flooding in normally sunny Southern California, West Seattle residents are feeling particularly screwed out of their normally unpredictable weather so far in 2010.  Anger has even set in amongst some of the more dramatic individuals [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 12, 2010 (WSFB) – A form of liquid precipitation that scientists have labeled “rain” has fallen across West Seattle this week, and will continue to do so in the near future.  While Seattle is known for many things, including outdoor activities, traffic congestion and planes, rain is not one of them.  [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 07, 2009 (WSFB) – The cold weather that has descended upon West Seattle has become a hot topic of conversation on the streets, in the stores, and at the water coolers.
“I got on the bus today and the driver and I couldn’t get over how cold out it was,” local resident [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 17, 2009 (WSFB) — Planning an event for November 23rd? I know I am, so I’m here to deliver you the most impossible weather report in the most impossible place in the world to predict weather!
12:01 AM – 6:00 AM – Fog!
6:01 AM – 8:59 AM – Overcast with a [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 06, 2009 (WSFB) — On the evening of November 5th, 2009, an autumn storm came through West Seattle.  It brought hail, sleet, rain and gusts of wind, but what it left is what people are still talking about to this day.
One West Seattle resident by the name of Cyrus Benjamin was [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 02, 2009 (WSFB) – Western Washington weather is expected to change from relatively decent through Wednesday to wet and shitty on Thursday thanks to a blogpressure system moving in off the coast of Fatmanistan.
If you haven’t already done so, now is the time to visit your local clothing and accessories retailer [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 1, 2009 (WSFB) – Starting Monday West Seattle will see sunny skies with a chance of Stormy Daniels throughout the week.   Some clouds might gather in the sky early Monday, but then it will change into sun into Tuesday.   Wednesday will see a flow of Stormy Daniels making her [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 27, 2009 (WSFB) – Once again, God proves how much he hates West Seattle. I mean really – fucking hail on the 27th of October? What the FUCK is your problem, God?
Let’s just start by saying this was NOT in the forecast. If it WAS in the forecast, we totally would [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 19, 2009 (WSFB) – Water began falling from the sky late last night and the roads immediately became a slick and dangerous playground for operators of motor vehicles.
When water falls from the sky on dry road surfaces the oil and other lubricants haven’t been washed away and the result is an [...]