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OMFG: Rain Terrorizes West Seattle Into Rapid Lather

OMFG: Rain Terrorizes West Seattle Into Rapid Lather

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 10, 2011 (WSFB) – In a dramatic move today, Ol’ Man Winter unleashed water from the sky and rage upon the land as West Seattle became a tidal flood plane of epic and biblical proportions.
Local non-fun bloggers reported earlier today that “rapids” had formed in the Longfellow Creek area, near the [...]

La Niña To Bring Riveting Cold This Winter

La Niña To Bring Riveting Cold This Winter

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 09, 2010 (WSFB) – Don’t let last Wednesday’s high temperature of 74° lull you into a false sense of Indian Summer. Consider it a blessing, but prepare for much colder weather, because that’s what you’re in for.
Meteorologists far and wide are warning of a La Niña Winter, colder and wetter than [...]

High Winds Provide Opportunity For Green Advocates To Justify Unsightly Wind Turbine Attached To Home

High Winds Provide Opportunity For Green Advocates To Justify Unsightly Wind Turbine Attached To Home

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 24, 2010 (WSFB) – Brisk winds blew through the Fauntleroy ferry dock area at the south end of Lincoln Park in West Seattle earlier this afternoon and for the first time ever, the monolithic helix-shaped vertical wind turbine attached to an area home turned.
The turbine generates electricity and passes the current [...]

Your West Seattle Weather For Friday, March 26, 2859

Your West Seattle Weather For Friday, March 26, 2859

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 26, 2859 (WSFB) – Zenok Roboticar here with your West Seattle weekend from the year 2859.  According to the Glyborg 3000 advanced integrated weather realgram we’ll be seeing 85 degrees and sunny today.  I’m assuming this is your first space rodeo so let me explain a few things; in the future [...]

El Niño Fucking Up West Seattle’s Need For Huge Weather Event

El Niño Fucking Up West Seattle’s Need For Huge Weather Event

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 25, 2010 (WSFB) – In weather news, El Niño almost fucked up the Vancouver Olympics and is skewing our own West Seattle feel for what Mother Nature will bring. It also minimizes my ability to appropriately use that badass picture of  a frozen car you see to the left.
Look, every year [...]

West Seattle Totally Getting Screwed Out Of Crazy Weather in 2010

West Seattle Totally Getting Screwed Out Of Crazy Weather in 2010

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 27, 2010 (WSFB) – With snow in Phoenix, record cold snaps in the Midwest and massive flooding in normally sunny Southern California, West Seattle residents are feeling particularly screwed out of their normally unpredictable weather so far in 2010.  Anger has even set in amongst some of the more dramatic individuals [...]

Extremely Rare Kind Of Weather Falls On West Seattle, Experts Claim It Is “Rain”

Extremely Rare Kind Of Weather Falls On West Seattle, Experts Claim It Is “Rain”

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 12, 2010 (WSFB) – A form of liquid precipitation that scientists have labeled “rain” has fallen across West Seattle this week, and will continue to do so in the near future.  While Seattle is known for many things, including outdoor activities, traffic congestion and planes, rain is not one of them.  [...]

Cold Weather Is So Hot Right Now

Cold Weather Is So Hot Right Now

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 07, 2009 (WSFB) – The cold weather that has descended upon West Seattle has become a hot topic of conversation on the streets, in the stores, and at the water coolers.
“I got on the bus today and the driver and I couldn’t get over how cold out it was,” local resident [...]

Next Week’s 24 Hour Forecast

Next Week’s 24 Hour Forecast

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 17, 2009 (WSFB) — Planning an event for November 23rd? I know I am, so I’m here to deliver you the most impossible weather report in the most impossible place in the world to predict weather!
12:01 AM – 6:00 AM – Fog!
6:01 AM – 8:59 AM – Overcast with a [...]

Autumn Storm Uncovers Treasures Of West Seattle

Autumn Storm Uncovers Treasures Of West Seattle

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 06, 2009 (WSFB) — On the evening of November 5th, 2009, an autumn storm came through West Seattle.  It brought hail, sleet, rain and gusts of wind, but what it left is what people are still talking about to this day.
One West Seattle resident by the name of Cyrus Benjamin was [...]

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