WEST SEATTLE, Washington, May 31, 2011 (WSFB) – Issa “Return of the Dick Joke Week” here atta you West Seattle Funblog, our return to the roots of what made you love you West Seattle Funblog in the first place.
We haven’t forgotten you dick joke, no. She issa always onna our mind, verrrr nice! But all [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, April 11, 2010 (WSFB)
(Note from Pete Seazle, Editor-At-Large: I have accepted the fact that nepotism might be present in the West Seattle Funblog as this Italian guy, Lothario, is getting major run-support from Luigi, purportedly a cousin to some double-digit degree. It damn near pains me to tell you that Lothario has [...]
PITTSBURGH, Pennsylvania, February 7, 2011 (WSFB) - One would think that things couldn’t be worse for Ben Roethlisberger, quarterback of the Superbowl losing Pittsburgh Steelers. As if dropping the game 31-25 to the Green Bay Packers in the NFL Championship on Sunday wasn’t bad enough, Big Ben is in trouble with the law again.
The Steelers’ private team jet [...]
Dallas, TX, February 7, 2011 (WSFB) – Despite not being a member of either the Steelers or Green Bay Packers, and not playing a single snap in the game, NFL quarterback Tom Brady was named the MVP of Super Bowl XLV.
“I got a call from (NFL Commissioner) Roger Goodell saying that I needed to fly [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 30, 2011 (WSFB) – Dr. Antonio Cromartie: father of nine children with eight different women in six different states; NFL cornerback; scientist. Searching for a way to tap into the hidden common sense that all humans have. Then an accidental overdose of poor judgment alters his [...]
PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania, January 9, 2011 (WSFB) – It doesn’t matter that Sunday’s NFC Wildcard Game for the Philadelphia Eagles and Michael Vick wasn’t played in Cleveland, home of the infamous opponent-rattling Dawg Pound. It was right where the Eagles wanted it, in their own kennel, Philadelphia’s Lincoln Financial Field.
Yet Green Bay’s underdog Packers pulled their [...]
DALLAS, Texas, November 15, 2010 (WSFB) – Dirk Nowitzki can now talk Euro-politics with a fellow teammate. And he might prefer this conversation to be pillow talk.
According to reports from ESPN.com, Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban has signed model Hope Dworaczyk to a 3-year, $22.5 million deal to play point guard for the NBA’s Mavs.
“I’m [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 12, 2010 (WSFB) – The NFL’s answer to a female-version league, the Lingerie Football League, has spawned a similar effort in the Soccer realm. The LSL (Lingerie Soccer League) kicks off it’s inaugural season this spring with the introduction of the Seattle Ballkickers.
“The name is not just an affirmation of what we [...]
RENTON, Washington, November 8, 2010 (WSFB) - After Sunday’s Qwest Field pounding by the New York Football Giants, Seahawks’ Coach Pete Carroll continued his roster shakeups by deeming the 12th Man expendable at a Monday morning news conference.
“We needed the fans to bring the noise against a tough Giants defense,” said Carroll. “They didn’t. ”
The 12th [...]
RENTON SHORES, Washington, November 04, 2010 (WSFB) – This week’s waiver wire came and went, and much-ballyhooed primadonna wide receiver Randy Moss did NOT sign with the Seahawks. He’s now the problem of the Tennessee Titans.
Take a moment. Have a sip of coffee. Now breathe a huge sigh of relief. This season could’ve sucked even more of [...]
