DALLAS, Texas, November 24, 2011 (WSFB) – Many fans are aware of new rules that are being enforced in the NFL this season, but no one seems to have a handle on them all.
Most are aware that kickoffs have been moved from the 30-yard line to the 35, stricter rules for roughing the passer are [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 16, 2011 (WSFB) – Despite Tarvaris Jackson’s strong performance in Sunday’s 22-17 victory over the Baltimore Ravens, Coach Pete Carroll is opting to make a change for next Sunday’s matchup against the St. Louis Rams.
Carroll is going to start Charlie Whitehurst based on his likeness appearing on a piece of toast.
“It [...]
STATE COLLEGE, Pennsylvania, November 14, 2011 (WSFB) – In the wake of the firing of Penn State’s iconic football coach Joe Paterno, the Nittany Lions have hired Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow as JoePa’s replacement.
“We’ve taken a serious blow to our image,” said Penn State President Rodney Erickson, “and it was necessary to bring in [...]
SOMEWHERE IN, Texas, October 17, 2011 (WSFB) – Former Seattle Seahawks linebacker Aaron Curry, traded on Wednesday to the Oakland Raiders because he ”didn’t have a clue”, missed the Black and Silver’s Sunday win over the Cleveland Browns because he was on a flight from Dallas.
Immediately after being traded, Curry was informed of the home [...]
INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana, October 16, 2011 (WSFB) – The Indianapolis Colts, going into Week 6 of the NFL season with an 0-5 record, were at the very least honest about their performance.
On Friday, they unveiled a new helmet design which looks remarkably like funbags.
“Yep, they’re boobs,” said Colts head coach, Jim Caldwell. “If we’re going to [...]
PHILADLELPHIA, Pennsylvania, September 26, 2011 (WSFB) – Racism found its way into professional sports for the second time in four days on Sunday with an incident at Lincoln Financial Center, home of the NFL’s Philadelphia Eagles.
Eli Manning, the white quarterback of the New York Giants, was the target of a violent barrage of saltine crackers [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 15, 2010 (WSFB) – Gemma Gamison is a an 18 year-old Senior at Chief Sealth High. She is an avid horse-lover and co-captain of the school’s Literal Water Polo Team, The Marcos. Her horse, SugarCube, is her prized posession.
As rich as Gemma’s life is, it’s only made richer by the tragedy [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 29, 2011 (WSFB) – A new phenomenon has reared its head in West Seattle: Drag Racing.
High speed? Check.
High adrenaline? Check.
High heels? Uhhhhhhhh, check?
The terrain of West Seattle has been deemed conducive to this new sport in which male contestants don dresses, skirts, blouses, nylons, and heels for Cross-Country Drag Racing. This is not your [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 25, 2011 (WSFB) – Listen up everyone. You probably have never heard of canoe dancing. Until I was told I had to write about it I hadn’t either. I guess it was featured on the Colbert Report. Should it be an Olympic Sport? Sure, why not. Please don’t ask me to [...]
NEW YORK, New York, July 13, 2011 (WSFB) – Tennis rivals from the 80’s, John McEnroe and Björn Borg, have teamed up in yet another rivalry, this one to see who can sell more underwear. Borg, an icon of tennis dominance in the disco era, started his own underwear company after his retirement and recently brought [...]
