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Tebow Acclimating To NYC

Tebow Acclimating To NYC

NEW YORK, New York, March 30, 2012 (WSFB) – The New York Jets’ front office was so concerned about new backup quarterback Tim Tebow losing his altar boy image to “the big city” that they recommended he live in the suburbs of New Jersey.
Tim Tebow didn’t listen to what many perceived as sound advice. Tim [...]

Manning/Tebow Headed For Superdome

Manning/Tebow Headed For Superdome

DENVER, Colorado, March 20, 2012 (WSFB) – In what can only be called “creepy” in the sports world, free agent acquisition Peyton Manning donned current Denver Broncos starter Tim Tebow in a “piggy back maneuver” and proclaimed that they were headed to “the Big Easy” for next year’s Superbowl and that  ”Louisiana would make all [...]

Eli Manning Going To San Diego

Eli Manning Going To San Diego

SAN DIEGO, California, February 6, 2012 (WSFB) – It’s almost as if snubbing the San Diego Chargers in the 2004 NFL Draft wasn’t enough. Superbowl XLVI Quarterback Eli Manning of the New York Giants is celebrating his NFL championship and MVP award by returning to the town he deemed not good enough.
“Winning the Superbowl is [...]

NFL Teams Dreadlocked Over New Rule

NFL Teams Dreadlocked Over New Rule

DALLAS, Texas, November 24, 2011 (WSFB) – Many fans are aware of new rules that are being enforced in the NFL this season, but no one seems to have a handle on them all.
Most are aware that kickoffs have been moved from the 30-yard line to the 35, stricter rules for roughing the passer are [...]

Tarvaris Jackson Toasted As Starter

Tarvaris Jackson Toasted As Starter

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 16, 2011 (WSFB) – Despite Tarvaris Jackson’s strong performance in Sunday’s 22-17 victory over the Baltimore Ravens, Coach Pete Carroll is opting to make a change for next Sunday’s matchup against the St. Louis Rams.
Carroll is going to start Charlie Whitehurst based on his likeness appearing on a piece of toast.
“It [...]

Tim Tebow To Coach Penn State

Tim Tebow To Coach Penn State

STATE COLLEGE, Pennsylvania, November 14, 2011 (WSFB) – In the wake of the firing of Penn State’s iconic football coach Joe Paterno, the Nittany Lions have hired Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow as JoePa’s replacement.
“We’ve taken a serious blow to our image,” said Penn State President Rodney Erickson, “and it was necessary to bring in [...]

Curry Misses Another Assignment…Badly

Curry Misses Another Assignment…Badly

SOMEWHERE IN, Texas, October 17, 2011 (WSFB) – Former Seattle Seahawks linebacker Aaron Curry, traded on Wednesday to the Oakland Raiders because he  ”didn’t have a clue”, missed the Black and Silver’s Sunday win over the Cleveland Browns because he was on a flight from Dallas.
Immediately after being traded, Curry was informed of the home [...]

AFC’s Colts Milking New Logo

AFC’s Colts Milking New Logo

INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana, October 16, 2011 (WSFB) – The Indianapolis Colts, going into Week 6 of the NFL season with an 0-5 record, were at the very least honest about their performance.
On Friday, they unveiled a new helmet design which looks remarkably like funbags.
“Yep, they’re boobs,” said Colts head coach, Jim Caldwell. “If we’re going to [...]

Cracker? Puh-LEEZE!

Cracker? Puh-LEEZE!

PHILADLELPHIA, Pennsylvania, September 26, 2011 (WSFB) – Racism found its way into professional sports for the second time in four days on Sunday with an incident at Lincoln Financial Center, home of the NFL’s Philadelphia Eagles.
Eli Manning, the white quarterback of the New York Giants, was the target of a violent barrage of saltine crackers [...]

West Seattle Equestrian A Leg Up On Adversity

West Seattle Equestrian A Leg Up On Adversity

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 15, 2010 (WSFB) – Gemma Gamison is a an 18 year-old Senior at Chief Sealth High. She is an avid horse-lover and co-captain of the school’s Literal Water Polo Team, The Marcos. Her horse, SugarCube, is her prized posession.
As rich as Gemma’s life is, it’s only made richer by the tragedy [...]

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