WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 20, 2010 (WSFB)
SEAZLEIZM #4:
In the United States, a Slurpee is a delicious and refreshing beverage found at 7-11.
In the United Kingdom, a Slurpee is a cute Britishy word that means “a delicious and refreshing blowjob.”
Go ahead…. do your best British accent.
Run along, now….
Pete@westseattlefunblog.com
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WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 16, 2010 (WSFB)
SEAZLEIZM #3:
“If you’re the head of state of a country surrounded by people who want to kill you, you should at least have a fun last name. Benjamin Netanyahu comes to mind.
Second only to Benjamin Netanyeahbaby!”
Pete@westseattlefunblog.com
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WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 14, 2010 (WSFB)
SEAZLEIZM #2:
“It’s all fun and games ’til an Eyman gets broken.
Waitaminute, the fun and games actually start when Eyman gets broken. Hold on. I screwed this all up.
I meant hymen.”
Pete@westseattlefunblog.com
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WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 12, 2010 (WSFB)
Seazleizm #1: “It doesn’t matter who won the World Cup. As long as we don’t have to hear those damn vuvuzelas anymore, we all win.”
Pete@westseattlefunblog.com
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WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 13, 2010 (WSFB) – Hey bro, can you believe the  Winter Olympics are coming to Canada?  Dude, the Olympics happen like once every ten years, and they’re coming to my backyard!  Fucking rad.  A little while ago I was tokin’ and chokin’ with my buddy Mikey and I was all “fuck [...]

AUSTIN, Texas, November 16, 2009 – (WSFB-AC). Hey! Gravity! You’re so fucking stupid. You may have everyone else fooled with your “oh I’m so complicated I need my own theories just to be conceived” crap, but not me. You smarmy little dickwhistle.
I know, I know…you cause dispersed matter to coalesce, thus accounting for the existence [...]

A Commentary by Killboy Powerhead
AUSTIN, Texas, November 12, 2009 (WSFB) – Both houses of the U.S. Congress are passing versions of the U.S. Armed Services Appropriations Bill. Once again, the politicians in Washington have shown us just how out of touch they are with the American people by including a so-called “public-option” military plan where [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 16, 2009 (WSFB) – Hi!  And thanks for joining me, Pete Seazle, on this momentous occasion!
You reading this RIGHT NOW is like a personal congratulation from you, to ME!
So thanks!  Y’all totally kick balls!
Yes, this post marks my 50th post.  Yes, my 50th post is about just that, my 50th post. [...]

A Commentary by Pete Seazle
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 10, 2009 (WSFB) – A friend of mine called the other day and told me that his wife had succumbed to “Ovarian H1N1″.  I quickly repressed my true feelings, wished them well, and signed off, allowing him to get back his home health-care duties.  Surely this was [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 8, 2009 (WSFB) – If you’ve been diagnosed as Canadian don’t worry, you’re not alone.  There are over 33 million people worldwide suffering from this disorder, which typically includes the feeling of always being less than superior in both business and politics.
The Canadian diagnoses almost always begins at birth, though in [...]