WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 30, 2010 (WSFB)
SEAZLEIZM #5:
“As much as I love cats, they’re regrettably little more than glorified vermin…. wild animals traipsing around in domesticated civvies. Bathe a cat or try to clip its toenails and you put your life in its paws.
On the flip side, four little bitty strips of Scotch tape have never been [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 27, 2010 (WSFB)
SEAZLEIZM #8:
“Protesting en masse is an excellent means by which we, as free Americans, can express our disdain for government policy.
However, I highly recommend putting some thought into your choice of signs. They need to be thought out carefully for content and clarity. You can’t just take the path [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July XX, 2010 (WSFB)
SEAZLEIZM #7:
“It’s important to remember that you have the right to remain silent. If you fail to use this right, anything you say or imply that you dig can and will be pressed against you firmly, to ensure that it makes you feel good and keeps you from remaining silent.
Please [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 28, 2010 (WSFB)
SEAZLEIZM #6:
“Unless it’s physically impossible, do not take the elevator to move up or down a single floor. Take the stairs. And try eating a salad sometime.”
Pete@westseattlefunblog.com

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 25, 2010 (WSFB) – Facebook has permeated every aspect of human life across the globe and has become the mechanism through which people connect with new friends and reconnect with old ones.
Originally designed by Mark Zuckerberg as means for college folk to connect with one another, Facebook has blossomed into a [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 23, 2010 (WSFB)
SEAZLEIZM #5
“Why do the French riot with baseball bats?”
Baseball isn’t their national pastime. They don’t field a World Baseball Classic team. Their pro league is called Division E’lite and the team names are totally Canadian.
You can’t really use a baseball bat for anything other than baseball or crushing skulls.
And the [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 22, 2010 (WSFB) – Time.com ran an article today entitled “Are Hyperlocals Replacing Traditional Newspapers?” and it got folks in the neighborhood worked up into a lascivious lather about their local neighborhood “news” blog.
The article highlighted the meteoric rise of hyperlocal blogging in general, but put a focus on another blog [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 20, 2010 (WSFB)
SEAZLEIZM #4:
In the United States, a Slurpee is a delicious and refreshing beverage found at 7-11.
In the United Kingdom, a Slurpee is a cute Britishy word that means “a delicious and refreshing blowjob.”
Go ahead…. do your best British accent.
Run along, now….
Pete@westseattlefunblog.com

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 16, 2010 (WSFB)
SEAZLEIZM #3:
“If you’re the head of state of a country surrounded by people who want to kill you, you should at least have a fun last name. Benjamin Netanyahu comes to mind.
Second only to Benjamin Netanyeahbaby!”
Pete@westseattlefunblog.com

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 14, 2010 (WSFB)
SEAZLEIZM #2:
“It’s all fun and games ’til an Eyman gets broken.
Waitaminute, the fun and games actually start when Eyman gets broken. Hold on. I screwed this all up.
I meant hymen.”
Pete@westseattlefunblog.com