WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 18, 2012 (WSFB) – Local chef Antoinette Carver has always been rogue in the kitchen. Whether she’s re-frying black beans instead of pintos or making smiley face cookies that are green instead of traditional yellow, she’s always cooking outside of the box.
Now she’s making waves outside of the food service industry by violating [...]

SEATTLE, Washington, January 16, 2012 (WSFB) - A serial killer visiting from out of town cannot decide which hotel on Aurora Avenue would best suit his needs. “There’s just so many options,” said Bo Milton, known to authorities as The Ice Pick Kid. “A lot of the hotels are in such bad shape they let renters [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 12, 2012 (WSFB) – I should have put money towards the goddamn New Hampshire primary.
The Stormin’ Mormon Mitt Romney got this one in a clear vote, but, oh wait… who… who the fuck is that coming in second? Not Santorum! Bitch got 9.4% of the vote! HAHA! Thank you Samael…
In a [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 11, 2012 (WSFB) – Local resident Chad Harper was looking to buy medical marijuana the other day, but found himself hitting a wall. “I was just so confused by the pot laws here. I don’t know which dispensaries are authorized, how much pot I’m allowed to posses, or what my rights [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 9, 2012 (WSFB) – Your friends at the West Seattle Funblog are doing everything within their power to make sure you have the booze you need, and at reasonable prices.
Initiative 1183, passed last November, clears the way for the privatization of liquor sales to the likes of Safeway, Costco, QFC, Costco, [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 9, 2012 (WSFB) – Charlie Sunrise, Funblog Political Correspondent, tackles GOP candidate Rick Perry’s stance on violence perpetrated by Mexicans in this photo article.
We think he just performed a journalistic suplex on the topic.
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WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 5, 2012 (WSFB) – As I write this, my most recent news update consisted of Santorum being EIGHT votes away from The Stormin’ Mormon’s win for the Iowa caucus, and Ron Paul coming in third. Those three will move on towards the next caucus and move on towards doomsday. Bachmann is [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 4,  2012 (WSFB) – The Canadian reggae rapper Snow fell down, quite hard, at Snoqualmie Pass on Monday evening while snowboarding.  Snow told the WSFB that “Patrol me Snow me I’ll go blame, a leaky boom boom down”.  He then asked us if we were “informer?”.  We told him, “No informer booooiiiiiiiiii!”.

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WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 2, 2012 (WSFB) – In business news, the birth of 2012 brings with it a large potential upside for YOUR West Seattle Funblog with a purchase bid by David Letterman’s Worldwide Pants, Inc.
Representatives for both Worldwide Pants and the Funblog were unavailable for comment, though the non-fun blog reported weekend celebrity [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 29, 2011 (WSFB) – The whole deal with America to begin with was that it was a place where every man, woman, and child had a voice in how their country was ran.
Pretty good idea, right?
It worked for a while, and it lived through a revolution and a civil war that [...]