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West Seattle to Host IBS Convention

West Seattle to Host IBS Convention

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 11, 2010 (WSFB) – Chalk another one up to West Seattle for its ability to draw conventions and those ever-important convention dollars right into the pockets of local businesses.
The West Seattle Center for Conventions and Trade Shows (WSCCTS) is hosting the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Association’s 2010 annual show. This year, the [...]

“PENIS” Magazine to Debut in West Seattle Stores

“PENIS” Magazine to Debut in West Seattle Stores

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 10, 2010 (WSFB) – Penis. What is it good for? Well, we can tell you several things that come to mind, but “absolutely nothin’” and “magazine for young couples with new children” typically do not.
Funstick Enterprises, the makers of “Cock and Bulls” (an agricultural magazine) and “Blowjob” (a publication geared towards [...]

New Bar Takes Non-”Meat Market” Approach

New Bar Takes Non-”Meat Market” Approach

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 8, 2010 (WSFB) – Are you tired of the same old douchenozzles and cougars hitting on you every time you go to your favorite watering hole?
Can a single, hot-bodied girl or guy not have a drink in peace?
It seems the “meat market” flair of other regions of our fair city have [...]

The Meatballs So Right

The Meatballs So Right

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 07, 2010 (WSFB) – The meatballs, the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs.
The meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs, the meatballs,the meatballs, the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs.
The meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs, the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs, the meatballs, the meatballs,the meatballs, the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs, the meatballs,the meatballs, [...]

West Seattle Funblog To Al-Qaeda – “Suck Our Funblog”

West Seattle Funblog To Al-Qaeda – “Suck Our Funblog”

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 24, 2010 (WSFB) – With the recent report that Funblog Blogfather Luigi Linguini has been abducted by Al-Qaeda, the West Seattle Funblog has begun an effort to drink ourselves into a state of attack that will eventually lead to the rescue of Luigi.
In the meantime the League of Funbloggers, the secret [...]

UPDATE: Luigi Linguini Abducted by Al-Qaeda!

UPDATE: Luigi Linguini Abducted by Al-Qaeda!

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 22, 2010 (WSFB) – This weekend’s post that the West Seattle Funblog was closing down for maintenance was the work of TERRORISM. That’s right: the bad guys. And it is totally UNTRUE.
Luigi Linguini, our fearless leader, was said to have stated that the Funblog was going down for maintenance, an oil [...]

West Seattle Funblog Closed For Maintenance, Rehabilitation – Events And Funmanship To Remain Open

West Seattle Funblog Closed For Maintenance, Rehabilitation – Events And Funmanship To Remain Open

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 20, 2010 (WSFB) – The West Seattle Funblog will be closed for maintenance until further notice.
This blog has been running at high RPMs since late May 2009 and is in desperate need of an oil change and tune-up. Also an enema.
The Events and Funmanship page will continue to be updated thanks [...]

Safe Sex: The Funblog Way (BEST OF)

Safe Sex: The Funblog Way (BEST OF)

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 07, 2009 (WSFB) – In our continued effort to aid the citizens of West Seattle, we’d like to take a moment to remind you about safe sex.
The West Seattle Funblog is out and about, in the streets with the peeps, and we see your funflirting firsthand. Your mother and I talked [...]

Cyclist And Pedestrian Hunting Season Opens This Weekend (BEST OF)

Cyclist And Pedestrian Hunting Season Opens This Weekend (BEST OF)

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 14, 2009 (WSFB) – October is not only the month that heralds the beginning of drinking season but also brings open season for local cyclists and pedestrians.
As noted on a local website, you’re likely to be held unaccountable in the event you critically injure or kill a cyclist or pedestrian while [...]

Man Arrested For Trading Child For Office Chair (BEST OF)

Man Arrested For Trading Child For Office Chair (BEST OF)

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 1, 2010 (WSFB) – An Alki man has been arrested for child trafficking after offering to trade one of his sons for an office chair.
“Panama” Sam Pritchard was taken into custody by the West Seattle Police Department last Wednesday after posting an ad on Craigslist offering the deal.
“We were tipped by [...]

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