WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 17, 2010 (WSFB) – West Seattle Police Department Homicide Detectives were called to the new High Point Ramada on Tuesday to investigate a seemingly implausible death.
Said Sargent Louis Cipher of the West Seattle Police Department, “The victim’s identity is not being released at this time, pending notification of next of kin, but it seems Ted Bjornsen [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 15, 2010 (WSFB)
Hey, Al-Qaeda bozos,
You douchenozzles have gone too far this time. By kidnapping Luigi Linguini, you have violated all that is sacred within our world, in general, and all that defines funmanship, to be specific. Your atrocities against our leader are way out of line and your actions will not go [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 13, 2010 (WSFB) – Beach Drive, the popular waterfront road that follows the water in West Seattle, thinks you are too poor to drive on it and hopes you take California Ave. to get from one end of West Seattle to the other.  “If you are driving anything even resembling a [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March, 12, 2010 (WSFB) –  Crime happens every day in West Seattle, but car prowl and car theft seem to be two of the most common kinds.  However, there are some very secret obscure tips that you may not be aware of that can prevent possessions within your car, or perhaps your [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 11, 2010 (WSFB) – Chalk another one up to West Seattle for its ability to draw conventions and those ever-important convention dollars right into the pockets of local businesses.
The West Seattle Center for Conventions and Trade Shows (WSCCTS) is hosting the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Association’s 2010 annual show. This year, the [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 10, 2010 (WSFB) – Penis. What is it good for? Well, we can tell you several things that come to mind, but “absolutely nothin’” and “magazine for young couples with new children” typically do not.
Funstick Enterprises, the makers of “Cock and Bulls” (an agricultural magazine) and “Blowjob” (a publication geared towards [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 8, 2010 (WSFB) – Are you tired of the same old douchenozzles and cougars hitting on you every time you go to your favorite watering hole?
Can a single, hot-bodied girl or guy not have a drink in peace?
It seems the “meat market” flair of other regions of our fair city have [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 07, 2010 (WSFB) – The meatballs, the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs.
The meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs, the meatballs,the meatballs, the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs.
The meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs, the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs, the meatballs, the meatballs,the meatballs, the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs,the meatballs, the meatballs,the meatballs, [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 24, 2010 (WSFB) – With the recent report that Funblog Blogfather Luigi Linguini has been abducted by Al-Qaeda, the West Seattle Funblog has begun an effort to drink ourselves into a state of attack that will eventually lead to the rescue of Luigi.
In the meantime the League of Funbloggers, the secret [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 22, 2010 (WSFB) – This weekend’s post that the West Seattle Funblog was closing down for maintenance was the work of TERRORISM. That’s right: the bad guys. And it is totally UNTRUE.
Luigi Linguini, our fearless leader, was said to have stated that the Funblog was going down for maintenance, an oil [...]