WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 25, 2010 (WSFB) – “Its too close,” says Luigi Linguini of the West Seattle Funblog. “I mean if  you look at the address bar, only one character is different… Obviously, I am a little concerned over what’s going on here.” Linguini’s comments are in reference to emerging news of a new [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 24, 2010 (WSFB) – It’s been a long-held truth amongst West Seattle men that their women can become a little sensitive, even touchy, at times. But extensive research by a local West Seattle entity has given detailed, though speculative, insight into the phenomenon.
West Seattle Psychiatric Ward intern Kevin Johnson violated state [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 16, 2010 (WSFB) – Yohan and Suri Norgaard adopted a stretch of Beach Drive this Summer with seemingly good intentions, but according to officials the Norgaard’s have not been treating the adopted road nearly as well as they’ve treated their own road. According to those close to the investigation, the Norgaard’s [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 12, 2010 (WSFB) – A local man went all “Goodbye Horses” on his roommate, surprising him in the early morning Sunday by exposing himself while simultaneously tucking in his member between his legs, similar to the character “Buffalo Bill” in the move Silence of The Lambs.   When the man’s roommate awoke [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 12, 2010 (WSFB) – City officials celebrated the decommissioning of the South Park Bridge recently as they continued with the master plan to make West Seattle more crowded and difficult to get to.
Shortly after West Seattle residents had rejected the idea of being annexed into Seattle in the early 20th century [...]

No time for a bowl of delicious Phó?
Well there’s always time for Phó-Cups!™
Local businessman Ng Nguyen has taken the family business to a whole new level, while providing a hungry public a convenient way to enjoy Phó on the go!
The big question being asked about Nguyen:
Is this Phó King amazing or what??!!
“Phó-Cups!™ have been a big part [...]

TACOMA, Washington, August 09, 2010 (WSFB) – At his awwaignment in Piewce County Distwict court this morning, a teawful fowmer cartoon celebwity Elmer Fudd fwew himself upon the mercy of the court, entewing a guiwty pwea. The 68 yr-old Fudd then offered to turn state’s evidence, assuwing Distwict Judge H E High that he could [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 04, 2010 (WSFB) – Yep, it’s summer in West Seattle and the clothing is getting skimpy. Folks are trying to stay cool however possible. And that includes some slightly unorthodox methods.
Jillian BaBar of Admiral is unorthodox.
“The armpit is where most of the body’s high temperature lives, hence all of the perspiration,” [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August, 02, 2010 (WSFB) – The famous Universal Studios actor Woody Woodpecker was arrested late Sunday night on charges of possession of methamphetamine with intention to distribute.  The ultra hyper and trouble causing woodpecker was arrested after neighbors called police with reports of “constant woodpecking” into the late hours of the night.  [...]

TACOMA, Washington, Juwy 29, 2010 (WSFB) – Famed outdoorsman, avid huntah, and tewevision personawity Elmer Fudd was awwested Tuesday afternoon in his Piewce County mob0w estate.
A local phawmacist suspected iwwicit behaviow with the gwowing fwequency of Fudd’s Sudafed purchases and awerted the authowities to a possible mefwab opewation.
Fudd, a 68 year old former Saturday morning [...]