SCOTTSDALE, AZ, July 06, 2011 (WSFB) - Surrounded by her would-be campaign staff and tens of supporters at her Scottsdale, AZ super-secret headquarters, Sarah Palin was in good spirits over the holiday weekend, celebrating the 4th of July and the, “hundred-and-something’th anniversary of the glorious defeat of the British by the Holy Trinity of George Washington, [...]
Nuclear material equal to thousands of Hiroshima bombs is currently floating down the Missouri river on a flaming raft made of balloons and nuclear power plants.
WASHINGTON, D.C., June 24, 2011 (WSFB) – Sarah Palin’s “One Nation” Bus Tour made another stop in Washington D.C. this week, this time in an effort to make nice-nice with Republican Senator and 2008 Presidential nominee, John McCain.
Palin’s apparent intention? To invite the senior Senator from Arizona to a Teabag party… and she’s pouring!
“Senator McCain [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 23, 2011 (WSFB) – Let’s set the record straight: OPEC is a foreign organization that holds the entire world – including the United States – hostage by sitting atop one of the largest deposits of crude oil on the globe, and pandering to the highest bidder.
Until about twenty years ago, the [...]
The West Seattle Funblog has obtained an exclusive interview with Rep. Anthony Weiner and hopes to finally put this story, and its accompanying plethora of dick jokes, to bed.
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 22, 2011 (WSFB) – We’ve all followed the trials and tribs of Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY).
We’ve watched his public defleecing and laid an [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 09, 2011 (WSFB) – The fledgling presidential campaign of former Speaker of the House, Newt Gingrich, was dealt a stunning blow when at least six senior campaign staff members resigned today.
Gingrich, who announced his candidacy via the popular social networking site Twitter, took the news in stride.
“This is when you level [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 09, 2011 (WSFB) – The nation’s women are responding to the call for increased female presence across all tiers of government in unprecedented numbers following the “Weinergate” scandal that broke earlier this week.
West Seattle in particular witnessed a 400% increase in ballot applications from women interested in running for everything from [...]
DES MOINES, Iowa, June 01, 2011 (AFB) – In an early morning press conference held in a Des Moines area Luby’s, my dick ended months of speculation and confirmed that it will seek the Republican presidential nomination in 2012.
“I have been humbled by all of the encouragement you’ve given me,” said my dick. “I stand [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, May 09, 2011 (WSFB) – The 2012 Presidential Election is but a mere 18 months away. Now is when things really start to heat up! Potential candidates test the shark-infested waters to see if they can make a legitimate push for the Oval Office.
Will they do well in the Iowa Caucuses? Are [...]
CAMBRIDGE, Massachusetts, March 9,2011 (WSFB) – White House Drug Czar and former Seattle Police Chief Gil Kerlikowski fainted not once, but twice yesterday during an official visit to the Boston area which included a speaking engagement at Harvard University.
Details are sketchy at best, especially since we don’t do much research here at the Funblog, but [...]
