ATLANTA, Georgia, November 25, 2011 (WSFB) – In a move to update its business practices yet not piss off its Christian-oriented base, fast food chicken monster Chik-Fil-A is going to open it’s doors on Sundays, yet close on Fridays.
Chik-Fil-A has been closed on Sundays since they opened their doors, a practice founded in the Christian beliefs [...]

BLAINE, Washington, November 18, 2011 (WSFB) - Bored by the Penn State scandal and the GOP race, the United States leaned over and asked Canada how it was doing. Canada apparently had much to tell the U.S., but was so shocked by the attention that it merely mumbled, “Nothing.”
Canada and the U.S. haven’t spoken for ages, but according to [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 17, 2011 (WSFB) – It doesn’t really seem like anyone from the GOP really WANTS to be president. Oh yes, of course they’re running for the position and have stances and wear suits just like everyone else… but there’s just something missing between their ears.
Herman Cain – good luck buddy! See [...]

WASHINGTON, D.C., September 29, 2011 (WSFB) – In response to The Onion’s satirical article about members of Congress taking schoolchildren hostage for a $12 trillion ransom, members of the Federal Communications Commission’s elite S.W.A.T. unit stormed Onion headquarters and shut down its website.
“There’s no place for humor on Capitol Hill,” said Lieutenant Kevin Johnson, commanding [...]

LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas, July 24, 2011 (WSFB) – Clem Dennison was strolling near East End Park in Little Rock when he stepped in a fresh pile of dog poop someone didn’t bother to pick up. Not only did Dennison soil his sole, he slipped and fell, breaking a hip in the process.
68-year old Dennison successfully [...]

Concord, N.H., July 20, 2011 (WSFB) – “A” is for “America”, and Sarah Palin’s vision for it.
“A” is also for “Another shot”, as in the presidency and Sarah Palin’s hankerin’ for it.
But those two “A’s” do not equal a Triple A, which is what Palin desperately wishes she had when her “One Nation” tour bus [...]

SCOTTSDALE, AZ, July 06, 2011 (WSFB) - Surrounded by her would-be campaign staff and tens of supporters at her Scottsdale, AZ super-secret headquarters, Sarah Palin was in good spirits over the holiday weekend, celebrating the 4th of July and the, “hundred-and-something’th anniversary of the glorious defeat of the British by the Holy Trinity of George Washington, [...]

Nuclear material equal to thousands of Hiroshima bombs is currently floating down the Missouri river on a flaming raft made of balloons and nuclear power plants.

WASHINGTON, D.C., June 24, 2011 (WSFB) – Sarah Palin’s “One Nation” Bus Tour made another stop in Washington D.C. this week, this time in an effort to make nice-nice with Republican Senator and 2008 Presidential nominee, John McCain.
Palin’s apparent intention? To invite the senior Senator from Arizona to a Teabag party… and she’s pouring!
“Senator McCain [...]

The West Seattle Funblog has obtained an exclusive interview with Rep. Anthony Weiner and hopes to finally put this story, and its accompanying plethora of dick jokes, to bed.
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 22, 2011 (WSFB) – We’ve all followed the trials and tribs of Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY).
We’ve watched his public defleecing and laid an [...]