WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 30, 2010 (WSFB) – Most turned out to see the Beck who has charted mega-hits such as Devil’s Haircut, Loser, and Where it’s at (2 Turntables and a Microphone). Still others came to see guitar god/innovator Jeff Beck (Yardbirds, Jeff Beck Group, Rod Stewart…). All were misled, and pissed off. A [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 10, 2010 (WSFB) -  In an effort to discourage the routine performance of bodily functions resulting in lost man hours, an emerging technology is making it possible for toilet paper to be even less usable in restrooms nationwide.
Previous innovations include the “one-sheeter”, the “folder”, “the Ripper”, the “80 Grit” the “why is [...]

SILICON VALLEY, California, August 02, 2010 (WSFB) – Craigslist founder Craig Newmark and Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg finalized a deal today they hope will combine the efforts of both web-based powerhouse networks into a single entity known as Craigsbook.
While awaiting final approval from the Securities and Exchange Commission, Craigslist will begin seeding Facebook with its [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 02, 2010 (WSFB) – Proprietors of Hedonism II, the sexually-oriented beach resort chain, claim that they make beaches much dirtier than anything BP, formerly British Petroleum, has come up with in the Gulf of Mexico with their “paltry Deepwater Horzion lube job,” as Hedonsim reps call it.
“Their beaches are made up of muck [...]

AUSTIN, Texas, July 19, 2010 (Funblog Newswire) – Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch, better known as Cap’n Crunch, was recalled to Washington, D.C. early Tuesday in the wake of highly controversial comments he made in an interview appearing on the back of a box of breakfast cereal.
Crunch, the top US commander in Volcanica and a senior [...]

EL PASO, Texas, July 15, 2010 (WSFB) – The Obama Admistration, on the hot seat for not doing anything about illegal aliens entering the country primarlily from the south, have taken a hard-line approach to the issue with a decisive new policy. The U.S. has annexed all of Northern Mexico and created a soft-line.
“Now they’re not illegal,” said President Obama from [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 12, 2010 (WSFB) – Startling new photographic evidence has surfaced which may reopen the investigation into the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. The photos are said to make the Zapruder film look old and grainy. The photos surfaced here in West Seattle and may exonerate Lee Harvey Oswald after almost [...]

NEW YORK, New York, June 30, 2010 (Funblog Newswire) – Fox News reported today that everything is President Obama’s fault. Everything.
In simulcasts on its television, radio, and online broadcasts, Fox News said, “according to a top official with the universe, every bad thing that is happening now or ever has happened or ever will happen [...]

AUSTIN, Texas, June 14, 2010 (AFB) – The heat. The unbearable heat is already here, and it’s only May. School isn’t even out for summer, and the humidity is already so high that just walking to the mailbox can take your hair from silky smooth to looking like something that sprouts from the head of [...]

AUSTIN, Texas, June 11, 2010 – (AFB) – It can be difficult to keep up with the ever-accelerating rate of technological advancements in the digital age. For an example of this we need look no further than that most common of household appliances – the porn machine. Remember the behemoth mainframe porn machines of the [...]