GENEVA, Switzerland, July 27, 2009 (WSFB International Service) “Since before its startup and almost immediate shutdown in September of last year, the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) has been plagued with technical problems. Now CERN scientists claim that the superweapon’s activation is being obstructed by a network of spies, saboteurs, and “litigious fuckwads.”
Located deep in [...]

TOKYO, Japan, February 24, 2010 (WSFB-AC) – In an act to redeem himself and his family from shame, the President of Toyota recently committed hari-kari by driving a Prius. Akio Toyota has brought shame and disgrace to a once proud industry giant, but restored his honor in death by driving one of his company’s own [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 12, 2009 (WSFB) – Despite recent scientific advances the human race continues to gain significant ground in the epic twitter-battle currently underway on our Twitter page.
As of July 2009, TwitterPornBots had conquered actual humans in our twitter-realm in terms of followermanship. WSFB was the clear favorite among bots in and around [...]

MILAN, Italy, November 12, 2009 (WSFB-AC) – In an obscure painting entitled “The Last Supper”, people are seeing more than just the apparently random portrayal of a bunch of guys eating dinner with Christ. Hundreds of people have reported seeing an image of the mournful face of Jesus within the painting of Christ.
The painting, by [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 19, 2009 (WSFB) – Former Honduran President Manuel Zelaya has refused to remove his trademark Stetson hat as a form of protest against his removal from office by a coup masterminded by his country’s elites.
“They can take me away from my home, but they cannot have my hat” declares Zelaya. “There [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 29, 2009 (WSFB) – A foot in a shoe was found along Alki Beach this morning by a tall, baldish man walking a dog named Lucy. Witnesses report hearing incessant barkmanship followed by what sounded like a young girl’s scream.
“If you were missing a foot, you’d think you’d tell someone about [...]

TORONTO, Canada, Jaunary 19, 2010 (WSFB) – The Funblog has far-reaching capabilities thanks to our organic approach to fun newsmanship and Google.
As the result of a search for “Henry Rollins”, we received the following communication from Angela Bennett who hails from Toronto, Canada.
Angela shares a press release about a global fundraiser she’s involved with in [...]

PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti, January 15, 2010 (WSFB) – A pregnant teen, paralyzed by rubble that crushed her legs, was concerned about the fate of Conan O’Brien’s “Tonight Show.” Late Night television was the first thing on the mind of Sabrina Delocroix St-Sebastian, 17, as she was pulled from the rubble.
“It’s really unfair the way they are [...]

WASHINGTON, District of Columbia, December 28, 2009 (WSFB-AC) – The U.S. State Department announced on Thursday that it will be publishing an organizational chart for the New World Order sometime in the spring of 2010. The chart will diagram the relationships, performance expectations, and relative ranks of the world’s countries and will be used [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 23, 2009 (WSFB) – This December 25th Santa Claus will have a little help from two friends, his once deadly rival and South America icon Santana Claus and his Cold War enemy Stalin Claus.
Due to an increase in population and development of consumerism around the globe,  Santa Claus recently announced that [...]