PUNJAB, Pakistan, October 18, 2010 (WSFB) – I’ve been funblogging for well over a year now and as a writer and Editor-At-Large for the Funblog, I’ve become familiar with fame and the perks that go with it.
Be it speedy access to the self-check station at QFC at midnight or an extra cherry in my Shirley [...]
SAN JOSE, Chile, South America, October 13, 2010 (WSFB) – Efforts to recover 33 Chilean miners from a collapsed gold mine in the skinny region of Chile have begun, with survivors greeted by their families and friends amidst pomp and circumstance as they exit the shaft.
“I really feel for them,” said Jessica McClure, who was made famous [...]
NEW YORK CITY, New York, Oct. 11, 2010 (WSFB) – A Muslim protester at a recent New York City rally elbowed his way to the front of the crowd to send a strong message to bananas, carrots, tomatoes and all other jus frūctus ac vegetabilis.
When asked about his vengeful message, “Death to Juice” the agitated [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 28, 2010 (WSFB) – Jop Schouldegaard is just like the rest of us. He has a job, drives his car to work, pays his bills and taxes, doesn’t live an extravagant life, and enjoys pulling a few tubes after work. What Jop doesn’t like is getting so fucking high he can’t [...]
WATERLOO, Ontario, Canada, August 03, 2010 (WSFB) – Canadian firm, Research In Motion (NASDAQ GS: RIMM), announced a stateside expansion of their hardware assembly operations at the recently constructed RIM Technology Center in Provo, Utah that will produce the new RIM BlackBerry Torch 9800 smartphone.
Several hundred jobs will be filled, from assembly to facilities, from [...]
BISHKEK, Kyrgyzstan, June 30, 2010 (WSFB) – Warmer temps and the emergence of the sun have brought out the summer dresses in Kyrgyzstan’s capital city.
The photo at left is NOT one of those dresses.
Kyrgyzstani women are known for several things including weathered facial features, shrinking necklines, and a damn fine borscht. They are not known [...]
PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti, June 22, 2010 (WSFB) - Hatian President, Rene Preval and Chilean President Sebestian Pinera met today to begin proceedings to officially change the names of their respective countries to “Lovi” and “Hotte”.
There was immediate outage in both countries when news was announced, but the leaders of each nation state that they believe that [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 08, 2010 (WSFB) – After years of “dumping” on behalf of the international child retail sales industry, American consumers began a ruthless backlash in the form of returning defective models to their respective countries of origin.
The previously in high demand Eastern European substitute child model has become the least in demand [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, May 28, 2010 (WSFB) – Kim Jong Il is angry…and ronerey. In case you’ve been too distracted by the Gulf of Mexico oil spill and the completely undramatic name for the effort to stop it (TOP KILL!), here’s a little summary of the baby mama drama going down on the Korean Peninsula.
North [...]
GENEVA, Switzerland, July 27, 2009 (WSFB International Service) “Since before its startup and almost immediate shutdown in September of last year, the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) has been plagued with technical problems. Now CERN scientists claim that the superweapon’s activation is being obstructed by a network of spies, saboteurs, and “litigious fuckwads.”
Located deep in [...]
