WATERLOO, Ontario, Canada, August 03, 2010 (WSFB) – Canadian firm, Research In Motion (NASDAQ GS: RIMM), announced a stateside expansion of their hardware assembly operations at the recently constructed RIM Technology Center in Provo, Utah that will produce the new RIM BlackBerry Torch 9800 smartphone.
Several hundred jobs will be filled, from assembly to facilities, from [...]

BISHKEK, Kyrgyzstan, June 30, 2010 (WSFB) – Warmer temps and the emergence of the sun have brought out the summer dresses in Kyrgyzstan’s capital city.
The photo at left is NOT one of those dresses.
Kyrgyzstani women are known for several things including weathered facial features, shrinking necklines, and a damn fine borscht. They are not known [...]

PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti, June 22, 2010 (WSFB) -  Hatian President, Rene Preval and Chilean President Sebestian Pinera met today to begin proceedings to officially change the names of their respective countries to “Lovi” and “Hotte”.
There was immediate outage in both countries when news was announced, but the leaders of each nation state that they believe that [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 08, 2010 (WSFB) – After years of “dumping” on behalf of the international child retail sales industry, American consumers began a ruthless backlash in the form of returning defective models to their respective countries of origin.
The previously in high demand Eastern European substitute child model has become the least in demand [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, May 28, 2010 (WSFB) – Kim Jong Il is angry…and ronerey.  In case you’ve been too distracted by the Gulf of Mexico oil spill and the completely undramatic name for the effort to stop it (TOP KILL!), here’s a little summary of the baby mama drama going down on the Korean Peninsula.
North [...]

GENEVA, Switzerland, July 27, 2009 (WSFB International Service) “Since before its startup and almost immediate shutdown in September of last year, the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) has been plagued with technical problems. Now CERN scientists claim that the superweapon’s activation is being obstructed by a network of spies, saboteurs, and “litigious fuckwads.”
Located deep in [...]

TOKYO, Japan, February 24, 2010 (WSFB-AC) – In an act to redeem himself and his family from shame, the President of Toyota recently committed hari-kari by driving a Prius. Akio Toyota has brought shame and disgrace to a once proud industry giant, but restored his honor in death by driving one of his company’s own [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 12, 2009 (WSFB) – Despite recent scientific advances the human race continues to gain significant ground in the epic twitter-battle currently underway on our Twitter page.
As of July 2009, TwitterPornBots had conquered actual humans in our twitter-realm in terms of followermanship. WSFB was the clear favorite among bots in and around [...]

MILAN, Italy, November 12, 2009 (WSFB-AC) – In an obscure painting entitled “The Last Supper”, people are seeing more than just the apparently random portrayal of a bunch of guys eating dinner with Christ. Hundreds of people have reported seeing an image of the mournful face of Jesus within the painting of Christ.
The painting, by [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 19, 2009 (WSFB) – Former Honduran President Manuel Zelaya has refused to remove his trademark Stetson hat as a form of protest against his removal from office by a coup masterminded by his country’s elites.
“They can take me away from my home, but they cannot have my hat” declares Zelaya. “There [...]