PORTLAND, Oregon, March 14, 2012 (WSFB) – In light of the ongoing struggles throughout the Middle East, Nike has pulled the reins and headed back to the stable with the name of its new athletic shoe.
“Our intent was to honor sportsman from around the globe with our new line of shoes,” said Kevin Johnson, Marketing [...]
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WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 28, 2011 (WSFB) – The ceding of the space race to Russia has been hard for NASA, but it is proving especially hard for American astronaut Dan Burbank, who hitched a ride on a Russian rocket to the International Space Station. “They’re just being jerks,” remarked a saddened Burbank, speaking from [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 23, 2011 (WSFB) – Let’s set the record straight: OPEC is a foreign organization that holds the entire world – including the United States – hostage by sitting atop one of the largest deposits of crude oil on the globe, and pandering to the highest bidder.
Until about twenty years ago, the [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 4, 2011 (WSFB) – It is said that when America sneezes, Europe catches a cold, and Kenya gets elephantiasis. Well, that’s peanuts compared to the hemorrhaging plaguing Egypt, where angry masses have taken to the streets protesting against their president and dictator of 30 years, Hosni Mubarak, demanding he amscray post [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 14, 2011 (WSFB) – The consumer electronics research arm of the Funblog has discovered that certain global positioning systems, (which are referred to as “GPS” we just learned), recently given as Christmas gifts have a glitch. While many GPS devices feature “voice recognition”, the latest models offer “shape recognition.”
Simply hold up [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 28, 2010 (WSFB) – Iraqi officials have given conflicting dates for the announcement of the country’s new cabinet which was expected to be unveiled by re-elected Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki on Monday.
An advisor to Prime Minister al-Maliki told the Funblog that the new cabinet would be named later on that day.
Al-Maliki [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 8, 2010 (WSFB) – No matter which neighborhood you live in here in West Seattle, whether you own a posh North Admiral home with a Bay view, or rent a small shitbox on South Delridge, you share the same gray-day experience. The Funblog wants to change all that. We want you [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 30, 2010 (WSFB) – North Korea’s provocative bombing of South Korea’s Yeonpyeong Island, (pronounced South Ko-Re-ah’s Ye-On-Pye-Ong Eye-Land) on Nov. 23 has left few options for a strong response from the American-backed democracy of South Korea and its allies.
However, the WSFB has received an anonymous tip from Assistant Secretary for South [...]
LONDON, United Kingdom, November 18, 2010 (WSFB) – In an ever-expanding category of stupid businesses that have done well due to nothing but internet interest and exposure, genitalia-decorating-megacorp Vajazzle is launching it’s sister….er, brother site, Pajizzle… and counting on “exposure”.
Vajazzle specializes in decorations for a female’s pubic region. Gems and non-gems are affixed to the midsection to [...]
