WHITE CENTER, Washington, March 11, 2010 (WSFBWCC) – From deep inside the tortilla plant on 14th Avenue Southwest, local evolutionary biologist Hans Grubersteinenmen has discovered that giant car maker Toyota may be less at fault for the recent spate of deadly car wrecks involving it’s iconic hybrid Prius than it may seem.
Citing biological research into [...]

WASHTINGTON, D.C., March 4, 2010 (WSFB-AC) – After a thirty-year investigation by the DEA, arrests have been made to key members of the popular TV shows The Love Boat and Fantasy Island. The investigation has revealed that the popular back-to-back TV shows watched by every loser sitting at home on a Saturday night were in reality fronts [...]

WASHTINGTON, DC. February 26, 2010 (WSFB-AC) –  Dozens of conservative protesters from across the country converged on the Capitol Sunday morning to demonstrate against everything as it currently stands. With the stimulus package staving off an epic economic depression but not rescuing the economy, two wars that are going neither better nor worse, and [...]

TOKYO, Japan, February 24, 2010 (WSFB-AC) – In an act to redeem himself and his family from shame, the President of Toyota recently committed hari-kari by driving a Prius. Akio Toyota has brought shame and disgrace to a once proud industry giant, but restored his honor in death by driving one of his company’s own [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 12, 2009 (WSFB) – Despite recent scientific advances the human race continues to gain significant ground in the epic twitter-battle currently underway on our Twitter page.
As of July 2009, TwitterPornBots had conquered actual humans in our twitter-realm in terms of followermanship. WSFB was the clear favorite among bots in and around [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February, 17, 2010 (WSFB) – CNN, or Cable News Network, will soon be changing it’s name to the Anderson Cooper Network (ACN)  due to the increased popularity of its primary anchor, Anderson Cooper.  Along with the name change, the new ACN will shift coverage from world news events to stories only related [...]

MILAN, Italy, November 12, 2009 (WSFB-AC) – In an obscure painting entitled “The Last Supper”, people are seeing more than just the apparently random portrayal of a bunch of guys eating dinner with Christ. Hundreds of people have reported seeing an image of the mournful face of Jesus within the painting of Christ.
The painting, by [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 19, 2009 (WSFB) – Former Honduran President Manuel Zelaya has refused to remove his trademark Stetson hat as a form of protest against his removal from office by a coup masterminded by his country’s elites.
“They can take me away from my home, but they cannot have my hat” declares Zelaya. “There [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 12, 2010 (WSFB) – Don’t be taken in by the promise of a succulent and flavorful core. Don’t be lured by the culinary siren and drift toward the rocks of this delightful perennial thistle.
The truth is this fucking thing has the ability to kill you and everyone around you. Dead.
Let’s step [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 29, 2009 (WSFB) – A foot in a shoe was found along Alki Beach this morning by a tall, baldish man walking a dog named Lucy. Witnesses report hearing incessant barkmanship followed by what sounded like a young girl’s scream.
“If you were missing a foot, you’d think you’d tell someone about [...]