WEST SEATTLE, Washington, April 5, 2012 (WSFB) – Contrary to what you may have heard at Jamba Juice or the free clinic, The Dolly Rottens are not white girls. They’re multicolored white girls: red, blue, green, yellow, black, and blonde. But they are girls.
For the most part, at least. Maybe a hint of penis behind [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 23, 2012 (WSFB) – It’s a bold move that is sure to rock both the entertainment and sports industries. Actress Sarah Jessica Parker, commonly referred to as “Horse Face”, has slapped that very moniker on new Denver Broncos quarterback, Peyton Manning.
“Contrary to popular belief,” said Parker’s agent, Kevin Johnson, “Ms. Parker [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 30, 2009 (WSFB) – It’s been just over 200 days since the passing of one of stage, television, and film’s most beloved actresses, Bea Arthur. Born in 1922, Ms. Arthur succumbed to cancer on April 25th, 2009, just shy of her 87th birthday.
Best known for her roles on TV’s All in [...]
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HOLLYWOOD, California, December 19, 2011 (WSFB) – A new report released by the Associated Press found that every article written in the past year was about James Franco. “The findings speak for themselves,” said Peter Thornton, the lead statistician, “We thought there would be some articles about the Iraq war, the GOP race, or Libya, [...]
HOLLYWOOD, California, November 21, 2011 (WSFB) - After Brett Ratner resigned from hosting The Academy Awards due to outrage over his alleged anti-gay remarks, AMPAS (the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences) decided to make things simpler by just letting GLAAD (Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) host the Oscars.
“We could look for another producer [...]
LONDON, Great Britain, November 11, 2011 (WSFB) – In a twist of fate the likes of which are common in rock ‘n roll folklore, famed British guitarist Nigel Tufnel has passed on what was supposed to be his special day: 11/11/11.
Nigel Tufnel, dead at 63, of an apparent self-inflicted ear infection to the head.
Made famous [...]
NASHVILLE, Tennessee, November 9, 2011 (WSFB) – Darius Rucker, once known as “Hootie” of Hootie and the Blowfish, is all-country, all-the-time now and currently at the 45th Annual Country Music Awards wearing shit kickers and a cowboy hat. Even so, some of the traditional country artists aren’t buying it.
Said Braid Paisley, Caucasian, “Now, don’t y’all go [...]
London, Great Britain, October 12, 2011 (WSFB) – Former Beatle heartthrob Paul McCartney, now roughly 185 years old, married Nancy Shevell October 9 in London. She is of the Jewish faith while McCartney was baptized a Roman Catholic.
A wedding insider told the WSFB that Nancy’s parents were overheard to say, “Oy vey. You couldn’t find [...]
Former Midnight Idols seek YOUR help naming band!
To date, former Idols Russ and Dan have considered a number of names, none of which has stuck. Out of frustration, the emerging band is turning to metal fans and WSFB for the assist.
The musical style is more or less the same as the Idols’ mixture of classic [...]
