I have a male frog that hit puberty and has been out of control ever since. I’m a 73-year-old woman and just don’t have the knowledge, energy, or ability to care for a pet exploring its sexuality and has…. such unorthodox desires, to say the least.
He’s quite fond of salami, knackwurst, bacon, and any pork [...]

For Sale: 1973 Bell Helicopter. Comes with Crazy-Assed, Coked-up Yanomamo Pilot with a Gourd on his Cock!
This vintage Bell Ranger J47 Helicopter is in excellent condition. Comes complete with Arriel 2B1 engine, Garmin electronics, tail boom, and one seriously fucked up indigenous South American pilot who’s been chewing coca leaves and shot-gunning Robitussin & Rum for three [...]

For Sale: One African Safari package for two. My wife and I were going to take our dream trip to Africa next Spring, but the bitch left me for the referee in our son’s football leaugue. Go see wild cats rip the lifeblood out of piece of shit zebras. Will sell half of package to [...]

In these tough economic times, even Olympic athletes are feeling the pinch. Most Olympic Teams need donations. They need funds to pay for proper uniforms.
As seen in this photo, Naoko and Helge, from the Synchronized Swimming Teams of Japan and Sweden, respectively, are merely wearing painted on uniforms. In their sport, this doesn’t float. You can’t go [...]

I work with this guy named Geoff and during meetings he’s in charge of writing stuff up on the whiteboard. He’s really smart and understands everything we’re trying to accomplish as a group.
I’m a visual learner. It helps me understand things better when I can see detail in a clear, cohesive manner.
I can’t read the [...]

Wanted: Just one damn quality date. Do you know how hard it is to find a normal person? Set ups by friends usually fail. And blind dates usually go like a recent one I went on, as evidenced by this picture.
I’m a good person. I’m funny. I’m intelligent. My mom tells me these things all [...]

Available: Several pairs of concert tickets for an upcoming event at Benaroya Hall next month. Local West Seattleite and Internationally reknowned cellist Yo MaMa will perform her favorite Beatles songs.
Not to be confused with cellist Yo Yo Ma, Yo MaMa is a cellist as well as a clothing desinger and will be displaying her handmade [...]

Available: A place to spin your wax.  The Skylark Cafe (3803 Delridge Way SW, Seattle, WA 98106 – 206.935.2111) opens its turntables to the people on Tuesday nights at 6:00 PM for its weekly and aptly named, “Spin Your Wax”.
Bring your LP’s and 45’s, grab a bite and a beverage, and enjoy an eclectic mix of [...]

Wanted: Seamstress position. Have 5 years experience. Ran my own home business in which I brought my services directly to customers’ homes and offices. Bonus skill: can mend clothing while still being worn. Made yellow dress shown in picture with my Photoshop SewMaster (click pic to see detail). Have excellent oral skills, know how to follow [...]

Let’s get down to brass tacks.
I have a friend who recently came into a very large quantity of street grade ecstasy and we’re looking to party, but not with just any kind of girl.
We’re looking for that special someone. That girl who isn’t perfect but isn’t afraid to become a chemically-induced picture of perfection with [...]