WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 22, 2011 (WSFB) – They say that knowledge is power and that its better to be wise than lucky. We couldn’t agree more, especially when it comes to the knowledge of where your ex-girlfriend is at all times.
Maybe you dumped her and she’s been stalking you. Perhaps she broke up with you [...]
I have a male frog that hit puberty and has been out of control ever since. I’m a 73-year-old woman and just don’t have the knowledge, energy, or ability to care for a pet exploring its sexuality and has…. such unorthodox desires, to say the least.
He’s quite fond of salami, knackwurst, bacon, and any pork [...]
Ever been accused of smuggling wieners or been invited to a Sausage Fest? How the hell are you supposed to transport large quantities of meat?
The Meatcase™, that’s how!
This handsome case is made of a space age polymer and plastic composite that is virtually indestructible. Within the walls of the case is a freezable gel. Just throw this bad [...]
Available: Several pairs of concert tickets for an upcoming event at Benaroya Hall next month. Local West Seattleite and Internationally reknowned cellist Yo MaMa will perform her favorite Beatles songs.
Not to be confused with cellist Yo Yo Ma, Yo MaMa is a cellist as well as a clothing desinger and will be displaying her handmade [...]
Wanted: Just one damn quality date. Do you know how hard it is to find a normal person? Set ups by friends usually fail. And blind dates usually go like a recent one I went on, as evidenced by this picture.
I’m a good person. I’m funny. I’m intelligent. My mom tells me these things all [...]
Wanted: Seamstress position. Have 5 years experience. Ran my own home business in which I brought my services directly to customers’ homes and offices.
Bonus skill: can mend clothing while still being worn. Made yellow dress shown in picture with my Photoshop SewMaster (click pic to see detail).
Have excellent oral skills, know how to follow instructions, and [...]
Did you hear about the family in Atlanta who had a backyard BBQ around their swimming pool? One of the children started to drown; prompting a lively discussion among the adults which resulted in the consensus that no one knew how to swim.
Fortunately, Leonard Pope, a locked-out NFL tight end with the Kansas City Chiefs [...]
FOR SALE: One vintage Etch-A-Sketch that I drew a sexy picture on. I promise not to shake it up and trace my junk again before you come pick it up.
$50: As Is.
$15: if it’s an outline of my junk.
It could happen…
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WEST SEATTLE, Washington, May 26, 2011 (WSFB) - There seems to have been a little language barrier thing happening with Lothario when he ran he Shorta Shorts and Tuba Tops piece yesterday.
But we here at your West Seattle Funblog are entrepreneurs and saw a golden opportunity.
Introducing the Lothario Manning Tube Top!
This garment says “West Seattle Pride” [...]
MEAN DRUNK SEEKS DOORMAT WOMAN.
I’m a White Center resident, 52 years-old and goddammit I’m an alcoholic if you must know, you nosy little bitch. You got somethin’ else to say about that? I’ll pop you in the fuckin’ mouth, sweet cheeks’!
Anyhoo, my names Donald and I’m recently single and lookin’ for a little sump’n sump’n [...]
