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Turn Your Head And Cough With Dr. Fun – Ewwwwwwww

Turn Your Head And Cough With Dr. Fun – Ewwwwwwww

WEST SEATTLE, Washington,  August 11, 2010 (WSFB) – Welcome to Turn Your Head and Cough with our very own Dr. Fun. Dr. Fun is a certified doctor here to answer all of your quirky, and potentially disgusting, medical questions.
CoronaLight: Dr. Fun, sometimes I just cry for no reason, I’m afraid I am [...]

Turn Your Head And Cough With Dr. Fun

Turn Your Head And Cough With Dr. Fun

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 22, 2010 (WSFB) – Welcome to Turn Your Head and Cough with our very own Dr. Fun. Dr. Fun is a certified doctor here to answer all of your quirky, and potentially disgusting, medical questions.
Mastodon33: Dr. Fun, what does it mean when you are bleeding from your ears?  Is [...]

Turn Your Head And Cough With Dr. Fun

Turn Your Head And Cough With Dr. Fun

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 15, 2010 (WSFB) – Welcome to Turn Your Head and Cough with our very own Dr. Fun. Dr. Fun is a certified doctor here to answer all of your quirky, and potentially disgusting, medical questions.
RobFartz: Dr. Fun, I have horrible, I mean horrible, gas.  It’s so foul it could kill [...]

Turn Your Head And Cough With Dr. Fun

Turn Your Head And Cough With Dr. Fun

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 13, 2010 (WSFB) – Welcome to the newest advice column to grace the West Seattle Funblog, “Turn Your Head and Cough” with our very own Dr. Fun.
Dr. Fun is a certified doctor here to answer all of your quirky and potentially disgusting medical questions. Let’s begin!
Alex45: Dr. Fun, I have [...]

WTFWJTD: You Are Here! (let the ass whippings begin!)

WTFWJTD: You Are Here! (let the ass whippings begin!)

Dear JT:
I hate the new app that displays on Facebook where the fuck everyone is going …. so and so just checked into the grocery store. Why do they think we fucking care and is there a way to tell them to shut up? Would a nice piece of FB flair that says WHO CARES… suffice?
Fed [...]

WTFWJTD: Top Kill or Junk Shot?

WTFWJTD: Top Kill or Junk Shot?

JT,
How can I contain this large, massage oil spill in Lincoln Park’s Colman pool? It is injuring wildlife, but the birds are really getting off together -so I’m quasi-reluctant to contain the spill. Your thoughts?
Slippery When Wet
Dear SWW,
Yes, I’m sure you are “quasi-reluctant”. As in, when they find out you’re the one who leaked K-Y Intense [...]

WTFWJTD: Stop Crying, It’s Only Pro-Teen

WTFWJTD: Stop Crying, It’s Only Pro-Teen

Dearest JT,
The other night I had my first nocturnal emission since I was a kid. Let me clarify: one that I didn’t cause by myself. Is this unusual for someone who is well past 30?
Brgds,
Solo Wet Spot
Dearest Hands Solo,
I do not want to hear about your emissions. Not those during the day, not at night, not alone, [...]

WTFWJTD: I Thought Harass Was Two Words

WTFWJTD: I Thought Harass Was Two Words

JT,
I am looking for a job. Would it be wrong in this day and age of huge unemployment and massive competition in the jobmarket, to just come right out and say I will provide sexual favors?
Desperately Seeking
Dear DS,
I was once responsible for hiring employees for a company. I can tell you right up front, in [...]

WTFWJTD: All My Ex-Advice Columnists Live In Texas

WTFWJTD: All My Ex-Advice Columnists Live In Texas

To Whom It May Concern (including JT; excluding everyone else):
Where. The Fuck. Are you?!!!!
This is the biggest week in the history of the funblog and you’re nowhere to be found. We’re opening the door for KEXP and their Hood to Hood 2010 event, IN OUR OUR VERY OWN FUCKING BACK-FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING YARD!!!! Because West Seattle [...]

WTFWJTD: Golden Girls Gone Wild!

WTFWJTD: Golden Girls Gone Wild!

Dearest JT,
I missed Saturday Night Live this past weekend, but all I’m hearing on FB this week is Betty White this and Betty White that. Now, don’t get me wrong, I like Betty White, but she’s no Bea Arthur. That bitch had nice cans.
Can you explain the Betty White hype?
Thanks,
In a Maude Mood
Dear MM,
Fuck if [...]

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