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Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde: Your Girlfriend Es Fajitas Muy Buenas!

Written by Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde Advice Jan 31, 2012

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 31, 2012 (WSFB) – My Best Friend Started Dating My Ex-Girlfriend
My best friend started dating my ex-girlfriend. Should I ever speak to him again?
Bouncer:
I’m very disappointed in both of you. Not mad. Just disappointed. I guess I expected more from the two of you.
I’m going to start with you, since you’re [...]

Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde: If You Read Nothing Else, Read The Last Three Words

Written by Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde Advice Jan 24, 2012

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 24, 2012 (WSFB) – Should I Dump My New Girl Now That One I’ve Been Chasing For A Year Called?
So I recently started seeing this girl and things are going great. The problem is I got a call from a girl I’ve been chasing for a year, and she wants to [...]

Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde: Trash Talk

Written by Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde Advice Jan 17, 2012

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 17, 2012 (WSFB) – I Saw My Boss Kiss Another Woman. Should I Tell His Wife?
I am a nanny for a wonderful family with a darling toddler. The parents are great, involved parents who (I thought) have a very loving and happy marriage. The mom is very attentive to her child [...]

Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde: Nice Shoes, Girlfriend

Written by Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde Advice Jan 10, 2012

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 10, 2012 (WSFB) – Is It Possible To Ever Get Out Of The “Friendszone” With A Girl?
I’ve been friends with this girl for the longest time. I’ve asked her out before and she turned me down. Is it ever possible to get out of the “friendzone”? If so, how?
Bouncer:
It never happens. [...]

Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde: Whiskey Swilling Asshole With Puppy

Written by Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde Advice Jan 3, 2012

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 3, 2012 (WSFB) – How To Deal With Running Into My Ex-Girlfriend In A Small Community.
I just had a pretty shitty breakup with my long time girlfriend, and that’s what it is; however my city is a pretty small place all things considered and I’m bound to run into her when [...]

Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde: I Think I See The Problem

Written by Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde Advice Dec 27, 2011

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 27, 2011 (WSFB) – Boyfriend Has A Drinking And Smoking Problem.
My boyfriend and I have been together off and on for well over a year. Before we started dating he went to rehab and once he got out and we got together, he continued drinking and smoking. It was ALWAYS been [...]

Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde: Dirty Dog?

Written by Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde Advice Dec 20, 2011

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 20, 2011 – My Boyfriend Said “I Love You” To Another Girl
My boyfriend and I have been together for 4 years, with the exception for a 3 month period when we broke up. He later confessed that during this time he dated another woman and slept with her, and even told [...]

Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde: Not Happy, Maybe Gay

Written by Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde Advice Dec 13, 2011

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 13, 2011 (WSFB) – I’m So Inexperienced That I Am Too Afraid To Ever Have Sex
I’m not a super experienced guy when it comes to sex, and I find that when I am in a relationship I tend to bail on it at the first sign that we’re heading to have [...]

Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde: Fruits and Vegetables

Written by Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde Advice Dec 6, 2011

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 6, 2011 (WSFB) – How do you tell your live-in friend that they have overstayed their welcome?
If you have a friend living with you and they have overstayed their welcome, but clearly THEY don’t think so, and they are not getting the subtle hints, how do you tell them to get [...]

Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde: Bond. Treasury Bond.

Written by Ask A Bouncer And A Blonde Advice Nov 29, 2011

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 29, 2011 (WSFB) – Why do I get shot down by every woman I ask out?
I’m newly single, after a 5 year relationship, I have had the same job for 8 years, I own my own house, I don’t do drugs, I drink moderately, I have no children, I consider myself [...]