Archive for the Category ‘Advice’
Written by ezb
Advice
Aug 10, 2010
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 11, 2010 (WSFB) – Welcome to Turn Your Head and Cough with our very own Dr. Fun. Dr. Fun is a certified doctor here to answer all of your quirky, and potentially disgusting, medical questions.
CoronaLight: Dr. Fun, sometimes I just cry for no reason, I’m afraid I am [...]
Written by ezb
Advice
Jul 23, 2010
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 22, 2010 (WSFB) – Welcome to Turn Your Head and Cough with our very own Dr. Fun. Dr. Fun is a certified doctor here to answer all of your quirky, and potentially disgusting, medical questions.
Mastodon33: Dr. Fun, what does it mean when you are bleeding from your ears? Is [...]
Written by ezb
Advice
Jul 15, 2010
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 15, 2010 (WSFB) – Welcome to Turn Your Head and Cough with our very own Dr. Fun. Dr. Fun is a certified doctor here to answer all of your quirky, and potentially disgusting, medical questions.
RobFartz: Dr. Fun, I have horrible, I mean horrible, gas. It’s so foul it could kill [...]
Written by ezb
Advice
Jul 13, 2010
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 13, 2010 (WSFB) – Welcome to the newest advice column to grace the West Seattle Funblog, “Turn Your Head and Cough” with our very own Dr. Fun.
Dr. Fun is a certified doctor here to answer all of your quirky and potentially disgusting medical questions. Let’s begin!
Alex45: Dr. Fun, I have [...]
Written by JT
Advice
Jun 9, 2010
Dear JT:
I hate the new app that displays on Facebook where the fuck everyone is going …. so and so just checked into the grocery store. Why do they think we fucking care and is there a way to tell them to shut up? Would a nice piece of FB flair that says WHO CARES… suffice?
Fed [...]
Written by JT
Advice
Jun 3, 2010
JT,
How can I contain this large, massage oil spill in Lincoln Park’s Colman pool? It is injuring wildlife, but the birds are really getting off together -so I’m quasi-reluctant to contain the spill. Your thoughts?
Slippery When Wet
Dear SWW,
Yes, I’m sure you are “quasi-reluctant”. As in, when they find out you’re the one who leaked K-Y Intense [...]
Written by JT
Advice
Jun 1, 2010
Dearest JT,
The other night I had my first nocturnal emission since I was a kid. Let me clarify: one that I didn’t cause by myself. Is this unusual for someone who is well past 30?
Brgds,
Solo Wet Spot
Dearest Hands Solo,
I do not want to hear about your emissions. Not those during the day, not at night, not alone, [...]
Written by JT
Advice
May 24, 2010
JT,
I am looking for a job. Would it be wrong in this day and age of huge unemployment and massive competition in the jobmarket, to just come right out and say I will provide sexual favors?
Desperately Seeking
Dear DS,
I was once responsible for hiring employees for a company. I can tell you right up front, in [...]
Written by JT
Advice
May 19, 2010
To Whom It May Concern (including JT; excluding everyone else):
Where. The Fuck. Are you?!!!!
This is the biggest week in the history of the funblog and you’re nowhere to be found. We’re opening the door for KEXP and their Hood to Hood 2010 event, IN OUR OUR VERY OWN FUCKING BACK-FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING YARD!!!! Because West Seattle [...]
Written by JT
Advice
May 12, 2010
Dearest JT,
I missed Saturday Night Live this past weekend, but all I’m hearing on FB this week is Betty White this and Betty White that. Now, don’t get me wrong, I like Betty White, but she’s no Bea Arthur. That bitch had nice cans.
Can you explain the Betty White hype?
Thanks,
In a Maude Mood
Dear MM,
Fuck if [...]