FOR SALE or TRADE: My boss. Female. Comes with a speaker phone that is used for screaming at extreme volumes.
Has unique ability to create heightened sense of panic, guilt, and low self esteem in her employees.
Needs Xanax or other calming medication but otherwise is tolerable only if drinking.
Good price; may give for free to the [...]

EL SEGUNDO, California, December 01, 2009 (WSFB-AC) – Toy maker Mattel has just announced its lineup of the 2009 holiday Barbies®.  This year it will introduce five new limited addition dolls that are perfect for the little girls on your list who have yet to develop an eating disorder. This should nudge them along quite [...]

PORTLAND, Oregon, November 25, 2009 (WSFB-AC) -
(Note from the West Seattle Funblog: This article marks the debut of the Austin Chapter’s V2, a feminine specimen with rapier wit. Please welcome her and look forward to more cleverness, V2-style!)
In what could be called the largest onslaught of predators to Portland since the great locust attack of [...]