COPENHAGEN, Denmark, December 15, 2009 (WSFB) - Danish emergency aide vehicles responded to a call placed by former Vice President and now global warming pimp Al Gore’s personal assistant, when it appeared that his ass got wedged in the exit door of his private Leer jet that had just arrived in Copenhagen for the climate change [...]

BOSTON, Massachusetts, December 10, 2009 (WSFB) - Leading climatologists at M.I.T. have released the findings of a study that purports to have discovered how to reduce greenhouse gases naturally and without raping the American public through unneeded regulation.
Dr. Michael (Mike) Hunt, head of the M.I.T. climate research center, has begun human trials in flatulent carbon retort. [...]

WASHINGTON, D.C., December 07, 2009 (WSFB) – Obama social director Desiree Rogers is in the hot seat after a security breach that allowed party crashers into the state dinner thrown for the Prime Minister of India.
“I guess this ruins my chance for a ménage a trois with the President and Michelle,” stated Rogers.
The party crashers, [...]