WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 15, 2010 (WSFB) –  Things haven’t been quite kosher as of late in the forest along Longfellow Creek.  The local beavers and trees have been squabbling.  The trees just want to be left alone to grow old and the beavers just  ignore them.
The beavers main qualm (and they totally think [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, April 13, 2011 (WSFB) – Under the presumption that those of us with human bodies have forgotten how to use them Ingrad Whatsumfunum decided it was time to establish a classroom for this modern world in West Seattle.
“Many people have forgotten many valuable lessons of their childhoods such as urinating in toilets, [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Thursday, August 14, 2009 (WSFB) – A growing phenomenon has the panties of several Alki residents in a bundle.
Off leash cats have been showing up in greater numbers along the waterfront. Initially fears of cat shit getting in the water and the unpleasant oder of cat piss permeating the salt air [...]

WHITE CENTER, Washington, August 24, 2009 (WSFB) – What has been forever and a long time a vacant lot in the 9800 block of 14th Avenue SW will be going to the dogs soon. The worlds first WW I themed dog park is scheduled to open in late October.
Developer Diogenes Canine Fun has opened [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 18, 2009 (WSFB) – A discussion on the merits of burning more calories than one consumes quickly became irrational and culminated with a claim of extreme fitness by one member.
The discussion became tense when one member, a thirty-something cyclist, made the audacious claim that eating less and exercising were effective means [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 23, 2009 (WSFB) –  A metallic box with the words “Schrödinger’s Cat” discovered on a neglected property is causing quite a stir.  It has not been determined yet if a cat is in the box or in the event that one is that it will still be if the box is [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 27, 2009 (WSFB) – The gangs of West Seattle will no longer be able to perpetuate real violence after last nights North Delridge community meeting.
Several months have passed since the gang action committee began generic benchmarking other major cities gang violence solutions, and a solid consensus was built on one revolutionary [...]