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Written by TheHouse
Local
Oct 21, 2010
SEATTLE, Washington, October 21, 2010 (WSFB) – U.S. Senate candidate, Dino Rossi, has teamed up with the American Dental Association for his latest wave of attack ads against current Senator,Patty Murray.
“America is in trouble,” Rossi told a West Seattle group of business leaders. “Does Washington State really want someone representing them in D.C. that can’t [...]
Written by TheHouse
Local
Sep 29, 2010
SEATTLE, Washington, September 29, 2010 (WSFB) – After a review panel recommended this past week that a new Dale Chihuly museum be built in the south Fun Forest area of Seattle Center, the world renowned artist attempted to one up himself with the release of his latest “piece”.
Chihuly, well known in Seattle but [...]
Written by TheHouse
International
Jun 22, 2010
PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti, June 22, 2010 (WSFB) - Hatian President, Rene Preval and Chilean President Sebestian Pinera met today to begin proceedings to officially change the names of their respective countries to “Lovi” and “Hotte”.
There was immediate outage in both countries when news was announced, but the leaders of each nation state that they believe that [...]
Written by TheHouse
Local
Jun 21, 2010
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 21, 2010 (WSFB) – Although Seattle has seen a decline in violent crime over the past 5 years, police report an increased lack of respect and mockery of Seattle’s finest by the youth of today.
In an afternoon press conference, Sergeant Tracy Marrow stated that dozens of Seattle police officers are harassed [...]
Written by TheHouse
National
Dec 29, 2009
DETROIT, Michigan, December 28, 2009 (WSFB) - Federal investigators searching through terrorist Umar Farouk Abdulmatallab’s belongings uncovered an amazing piece of evidence last night linking him to West Seattle. A search of Mr. Abdulmutallab’s personal laptop revealed an e-mail sent from Ira Flakowitz, of the Pigeon Point neighborhood, to Mr. Abdulmutallab just last week.
WSFB was able to [...]
Written by TheHouse
Local
Dec 21, 2009
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 21, 2009 (WSFB) – Christmas is one week away and unfortunately, hundreds of West Seattle children will go without one of the hottest selling toys. Zhu Zhu Pets, those loveable, cuddly, and compact electronic hamsters are nowhere to be found throughout West Seattle.
West Seattle Fun Blog staff has scoured West Seattle [...]
Written by TheHouse
Fun News, Local
Nov 13, 2009
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 13, 2009 (WSFB) – One of Puget Sounds best known aquatic friends just took one step closer to moving away from the Endangered Species List. The newly formed “North Admiral Manatee Buddies/Lovers Around the Sound“ will begin scouting and reporting manatee sightings around the Puget Sound area.
“West Seattle’s ecosystem is fragile [...]
Written by TheHouse
Opinion
Oct 12, 2009
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 12, 2009 (WSFB) ““ There are plenty of things that you’ll find on West Seattle Fun Blog, but the one thing you will never find is CENSORSHIP! It has come to our attention that small blog censors have been deployed throughout the city in an effort to shut you up.
WSFB [...]
Written by TheHouse
Entertainment
Oct 7, 2009
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 07, 2009 (WSFB) ““ West Seattle loves shitty art! We’ve all seen them in cafes and in bars throughout our glorious city. You know they’re shitty and the artists know they’re shitty. So who better than the West Seattle Fun Blog should sponsor the 1st Annual Shitty [...]
Written by TheHouse
Uncategorized
Sep 28, 2009
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 28, 2009 (WSFB) ““ West Seattle scientists made a groundbreaking discovery this afternoon when they isolated the gene that leads to the debilitating disease known as Fibromyalgia. The recessive, crainorectal lymphocyte that morphs during the translation of the Phi Alpha Tau and Alpha Sigma Sigma recombinations result in a [...]