WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 15, 2009 (WSFBWCC) – Today we welcome a new WSB sponsor, Poopy Time Fun Shapes, located in a blank storefront between a tattoo parlor and a porn shop in downtown White Center, founded by West Seattle resident Sverre Korneliussen. Sverre brings 34 years of wacky inventions to his practice, with [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 13, 2009 (WSFBWCC) – The WSFB can now add Award-Winning to its description, as this blog has been recognized for winning a number* of prestigious awards.
Being part of a blog that has won a number* of awards is a thrilling endeavor. The hard work put in by the staff during [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 12, 2009 (WSFB) – Another religious sign has surfaced in the White Center area of King County, causing many in the Seattle are to wonder WTF is up with the WC?
Religious experts called from the local Catholic church, as well as from the Wormhole Marijuana church (based in South Park) are [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 02, 2009 (WSFBWCC) - First came the absurdity of removing our shoes thanks to the Shoebomber, then the ludicrous ban on liquids because of these inept fools, and now we are going to have to literally drop trou in order to board any international flight, says Sea-Tac spokesperson Arnbjörg Ringvold.
A pilot [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 30, 2009 (WSFBWCC Editorial) – You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? This correspondent has noted a disturbing trend in the annals of the local Funblog. It seems that Funsticks and Funbags are too ‘immature’ and ’sexiest’ for the community (at least that is what I infer from the steep decline [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 29, 2009 (WSFBWCC) – Today we welcome a new sponsor, the Tulalip Casino, who we didn’t even know was sponsoring the WSFB until we spotted this bus on the dreaded Eastside.
Why we didn’t think of the natural dovetailing of our mutual interest in fun earlier (we give money to local businesses [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 25, 2009 (WSFBWCC) - In an attempt to keep uppity Admiral District residents from going too fast down Admiral Way hill, the Seattle Police Department has purchased a surplus Apache Attack Helicopter from the government of Taiwan for a cool $5 million USD.
Long considered a dangerous stretch of road, and with [...]
EVERETT, Washington, September 24, 2009 (WSFBWCC) – Everett Police say five bovines are in trouble for offering more than just milk at an Everett dairy.
Everett Police Sergeant Robert Goetz told the WSFBWCC that police concluded a two month investigation where they found ‘terribly inappropriate’ and lewd behavior. Five cows from the Rise N’ Shine Dairy [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 15, 2009 (WSFBWCC) – Reports are flooding in that an extremely smug woman has decided to build an mantel to hold all of her trophies for intrat∞b w!n, possibly against West Seattle building codes, and certainly as an affront to modern sewage disposal practices.
It is widely thought that this may be [...]
EVERETT, Washington, September 14, 2009 (WSFBWCC) – Hot on the heels of the latest mammary-based controversy, the Everett City Council is taking up an ordinance to ban the public display of udders from any “barn, farm, field, or any other place known for the congregation of female ruminants”.
The city had planned to update its [...]
