WESTPORT, Washington, April 19, 2010 (WSFBWCC) – In an attempt to spurn the spate of  sorrowful drownings off the Northwest coast, the city of Westport is unveiling a new, internet-savvy marketing campaign aimed at the users of social networking.
Citing it as the first of it’s kind, the “If you see someone drowning, LOL” campaign aims [...]

WHITE CENTER, Washington, March 11, 2010 (WSFBWCC) – From deep inside the tortilla plant on 14th Avenue Southwest, local evolutionary biologist Hans Grubersteinenmen has discovered that giant car maker Toyota may be less at fault for the recent spate of deadly car wrecks involving it’s iconic hybrid Prius than it may seem.
Citing biological research into [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 28, 2009 (WSFBWCC) – New research is out suggesting that if people are tricked into thinking time has traveled faster than it actually has, they will assume they were having More Fun.  And who wants to have More fucking Fun?  Everybody, that’s who!
By now I bet you’re wondering how this feat [...]

FLORIDA, USA, December 22, 2009 (WSFBWCC) – Back from a fact-finding trip that may or may not have involved researching Cuban smuggling routes, this reporter has uncovered the answer to an age-old question:  How is Florida good at anything?
Essentially a bass-ackwards, swamp-infested, sweltering ash tray of a state, there is really no rational reason how [...]

SEATTLE, Washington, November 11, 2009 (WSFBWCC) – The Duwamish River, which flows through South Seattle and separates West Seattle from Seattle proper, may be possibly polluted.
Tree-hugging hippies have once again thrown themselves in the path of Progress, sounding the alarm that a river that runs directly through an intensely industrial area might just be less [...]

EVERYWHERE, November 09, 2009 (WSFB) – Kids of all creed, color, stripe, and leaning have come to the conclusion that War Sucks, and it’s about f_ckin’ time!
From Bangladesh to Moscow to the Haro Straights, children have decided that horrible, searing, disfiguring War really doesn’t jibe with the Fun vibe that kids are trying to achieve.  [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 05, 2009 (WSFBWCC) – A slight hiccup occurred when WSFB 2.0 was unveiled and the source of this SNAFU has been pinpointed by a team comprised of members from Homeland Security, Jared from Subway, the entire STI-infested cast of Rock of Love Charm School (don’t ask) and a task force of [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 30,2009 (WSFB) – An epic avian battle has occurred between two sworn enemies because of a mix-up involving an non-native English speaker.
The feathers flew because of a request for a couple of eaglets to be delivered to a residence in White Center.   Unfortunately, one of the suppliers provided not an [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 21, 2009 (WSFBWCC) – BREAKING NEWS! A West Seattle blogger has put very little effort or actual thought into a post just so he could “get this shit done and get on with the rest of my life.”
Prominent West Seattle blogger Fritz Heinrich Frölich explains this surprising phenomenon:
Well, I wasn’t really [...]

SEATTLE, Washington, October 19, 2009 (WSFBWCC) – Hand prints implying high levels of Funmanship appeared in an elevator at a building near the Pike’s Place Market today, more proof that the WSFB has been touched by his noodly apendage.
I was lucky enough to be alerted to this amazing occurrence by my co-worker who submitted this [...]