WEST SEATTLE, Washington, April 30, 2012 (WSFB) – So it turns out that while JFK was eating pussy in the White House, Obama was eating dogs in Indonesia. Of course, that was years before Yale grad Sen. John Kerry, campaigning in Ohio, asked, “Can I get me a hunting’ license?” That was when President Clinton [...]

AKRON, Ohio, November 30, 2011 (WSFB) – While it is now being reported worldwide that seven Amish in Ohio are under arrest for hate crime hair attacks, the WSFB has learned through the grapevine, literally, that Amish women are now shaving to show solidarity with the men-folk.
We decided to fly to Akron, Ohio, then rent [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, November 23, 2011 (WSFB) – An 84 year-old patron lodged an official complaint against a server who he claimed pepper sprayed his seafood omelette at Salty’s on Alki during a recent Sunday brunch.
The WSFB spoke to the alleged victim, Alvin Eggjakoku, who asked that we do not use his name. He complained [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, Nov. 7, 2011 (WSFB) – The WSFB has just learned that the CBS show 60 Minutes has decided to recruit Andy Rooney for a new contract, even though he’s one month retired and more recently dead.
Rooney, nine days older than God, passed away on Friday.
“I couldn’t get his cranky voice out of [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 27, 2011 (WSFB) – The WSFB has just learned through a search of city documents that a new insurance agency plans to set up shop on North Admiral. They are a conglomerate with an unusual name, “Bent Armchair State Farm Agents”.
The WSFB was able to reach a State Farm area representative [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 24, 2011 (WSFB) – Long-time West Seattle resident and musician of note Edward Louis Severson III, or “Eddie Vedder” as he prefers, has been hounding the West Seattle Funblog like a hungry paparazzi for an interview, but has been denied.
“As we began establishing our blog, we thought it would be fun [...]

London, Great Britain, October 12, 2011 (WSFB) – Former Beatle heartthrob Paul McCartney, now roughly 185 years old, married Nancy Shevell October 9 in London.  She is of the Jewish faith while McCartney was baptized a Roman Catholic.
A wedding insider told the WSFB that Nancy’s parents were overheard to say, “Oy vey. You couldn’t find [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 8, 2011 (WSFB) – The U.S. Navy Blue Angels’ mission is to enhance Navy and Marine Corps recruiting efforts and to represent the naval service to the United States, and thrills the young, and young at heart, by flying its six F/A-18 Hornets high into the atmosphere and then swirling and [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 11, 2011 (WSFB) – While the annual summer ritual of the faux Seafair Pirates landing on July 9 on West Seattle’s Alki Beach attracted thousands of moms and dads toting tots sporting store-bought plastic eye-patches, hook hands, skull-and-crossbone scarves, and kid-safe swords made in China,  many wondered why the Pirates came [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 16, 2011 (WSFB) -  The West Seattle Funblog has just learned that Gov. Gregoire, WSDOT, and the entire Seattle City Council (except for Mike O’Brien), all proponents of Seattle’s controversial multi-billion dollar deep bore tunnel, have bigger fish to fry and have been using the controversial project to distract Seattle, King [...]