WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 29, 2010 (WSFB) – The eighty year old Aldrin claims copyright infringement. “Ongoing inappropriate use of the term ‘Moonwalk’ has impacted my marketability on the lecture circuit,” asserts the former astronaut. “The resulting heightened expectations that I will be dancing are not fair to either the audience or to myself… keep [...]
My 1 of 2 custom Jackson Randy Rhoads model, a 1996 Gibson Explorer, a 2001 Gibson SG, a 1982 Gibson v, a Music Man Stingray bass serial # E45289, GK 400 bass head, Hartke Bass head, 2 peavey power amps, a Behringer mixer, and other gear from neighboring rooms were stolen early Saturday morning from [...]
Kim Jong-il (also written as Kim Jong Il, Korean: 김정일, Hanja: 金正日; born 16 February 1941) is the de facto leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (most commonly known as North Korea); the official leader of the country is still his long-deceased father Kim Il-sung, the founder of North Korea. He is the [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 30, 2010 (WSFB) – Most turned out to see the Beck who has charted mega-hits such as Devil’s Haircut, Loser, and Where it’s at (2 Turntables and a Microphone). Still others came to see guitar god/innovator Jeff Beck (Yardbirds, Jeff Beck Group, Rod Stewart…). All were misled, and pissed off. A [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 25, 2010 (WSFB) – “Its too close,” says Luigi Linguini of the West Seattle Funblog. “I mean if you look at the address bar, only one character is different… Obviously, I am a little concerned over what’s going on here.” Linguini’s comments are in reference to emerging news of a new [...]
The assassination of Abraham Lincoln was carried out on Good Friday, April 14, 1865. President Lincoln died from the gunshot wound the following morning. Lincoln was shot at Ford’s Theatre in Washington, D.C. The American Civil War was drawing to a close, just six days after the large-scale surrender of Confederate forces under General Robert [...]
Gary Leon Ridgeway (born February 18, 1949), known as the “Green River Killer”, is an American serial killer and one time guitarist for arena rock supergroup REO Speedwagon. Ridgeway murdered numerous women in Washington during the 1980s and 1990s, while enjoying a run of chart-topping singles.
REO Speedwagon was formed in Champaign, Illinois, in the fall [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 10, 2010 (WSFB) - In an effort to discourage the routine performance of bodily functions resulting in lost man hours, an emerging technology is making it possible for toilet paper to be even less usable in restrooms nationwide.
Previous innovations include the “one-sheeter”, the “folder”, “the Ripper”, the “80 Grit” the “why is [...]
No time for a bowl of delicious Phó?
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Local businessman Ng Nguyen has taken the family business to a whole new level, while providing a hungry public a convenient way to enjoy Phó on the go!
The big question being asked about Nguyen:
Is this Phó King amazing or what??!!
“Phó-Cups!™ have been a big part [...]
TACOMA, Washington, August 09, 2010 (WSFB) – At his awwaignment in Piewce County Distwict court this morning, a teawful fowmer cartoon celebwity Elmer Fudd fwew himself upon the mercy of the court, entewing a guiwty pwea. The 68 yr-old Fudd then offered to turn state’s evidence, assuwing Distwict Judge H E High that he could [...]
