WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 19, 2011 (WSFB) – So fuckin’-a, the boss asked me to interview an honest-to-goodness, motherfucking rock-star!! It was so fucking cool motherfuckers!
Paco Jones, friend of the Funblog and fucking local rock-star, who just happens to be so fuckin’ good lookin’ it’s hard to be in the same room with him, is [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 01, 2011 (WSFB) – Well, it’s almost the gotdanged Fourth of Fucking July and I wanna talk about freedom. Pioneer Ted loves freedom, I love it, love it, love it. I love it as much as banging whores under bridges and pioneering and those are the fucking things I fucking love [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 02, 2011 (WSFB) – One thing I can’t seem to find since I got unfroze is a good sheep gut jimmy. Back in my time when a man wanted to um…how do I say this delicately?…bang some whores under a bridge, a man needed some protection on his Ben Johnson so [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, May 20, 20121 (WSFB) - Ok, so some douche from New York says the world is gonna end tomorrow and some other douche gave all his money away because he believed that first douche and then a whole bunch of “news” douches told the rest of us all about it.
Now, I have dealt [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, May 20, 2011 (WSFB) – Hello, I’m Pioneer Ted. I’m new here at WSFB and this is my story.
I was born in Cherry Grove, Illinois in 1818, and I fucking hated that shit-hole town. Not one goddamned cherry tree in the whole place. Anyway I found out that the dickheads Denny were [...]
