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Rapper Vanilla Ice Opens White Center Restaurant

Rapper Vanilla Ice Opens White Center Restaurant

WHITE CENTER, Washington, January 30, 2012 (WSFB) – Justin Bieber is clearly not the first white rapper. That title is commonly, though mistakenly, credited to Vanilla Ice. The real first white rapper was in fact Blondie’s Deborah Harry, as evidenced by 1981’s smash hit, “Rapture”.
But Harry is not the has-been opening a Vietnamese restaurant in [...]

Ferris Beuller 2012

Ferris Beuller 2012

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Junction Scene Of Monkey Business

Junction Scene Of Monkey Business

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 25, 2012 (WSFB) – Traffic at the West Seattle Junction has been snarled of late. The intersection of California and Alaska is the new home of street performer Guiseppe Manning and his organ, which he grinds.
Manning, uncle of West Seattle Funblog intern Lothario Manning, was issued his street performers license last [...]

EU Hides Italy As Croatia Considers Membership

EU Hides Italy As Croatia Considers Membership

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 23, 2012 (WSFB)
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“New Handshake” Ill-conceived

“New Handshake” Ill-conceived

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 23, 2012 (WSFB) – Earlier in our Funblogging career, the West Seattle Funblog issued a community service piece aimed at better hygiene during the current near-pandemic pandemonium surrounding H1N1 (Swine Flu) as well as other forms of nastiness associated with deteriorating weather.
“The Hygienic FistBump” taught our readers of the relative cleanliness of the knuckles [...]

Stop Sopapillas?

Stop Sopapillas?

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 18, 2012 (WSFB) – Everyone is bringing their websites down today in an effort to stop sopapillas.  We will not support this movement as sopapillas are light, fluffy, and delicious with honey.
Our website will remain up and running in support of our Mexican neighbors.
Eat a sopapilla.
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Local Chef Breaks The Rules

Local Chef Breaks The Rules

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 18, 2012 (WSFB) – Local chef Antoinette Carver has always been rogue in the kitchen. Whether she’s re-frying black beans instead of pintos or making smiley face cookies that are green instead of traditional yellow, she’s always cooking outside of the box.
Now she’s making waves outside of the food service industry by violating [...]

Ron Paul Takes One Small Step For A Man

Ron Paul Takes One Small Step For A Man

THE MOON, SOMEWHERE OVER WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 13, 2012 (WSFB) – Ron Paul’s bid for the Republican Presidential nomination has slipped of late, most likely due to his campaign strategy.
Said Campaign Adviser Kevin Johnson, “We told Ron that our time would be best spent in New Hampshire and South Carolina as these early primaries are important [...]

West Seattle Funblog To Open Liquor Store?

West Seattle Funblog To Open Liquor Store?

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 9, 2012 (WSFB) – Your friends at the West Seattle Funblog are doing everything within their power to make sure you have the booze you need, and at reasonable prices.
Initiative 1183, passed last November, clears the way for the privatization of liquor sales to the likes of Safeway, Costco, QFC, Costco, [...]

Worldwide Pants Makes Offer For WS Funblog

Worldwide Pants Makes Offer For WS Funblog

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 2, 2012 (WSFB) – In business news, the birth of 2012 brings with it a large potential upside for YOUR West Seattle Funblog with a purchase bid by David Letterman’s Worldwide Pants, Inc.
Representatives for both Worldwide Pants and the Funblog were unavailable for comment, though the non-fun blog reported weekend celebrity [...]

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