WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 18, 2012 (WSFB) – Local chef Antoinette Carver has always been rogue in the kitchen. Whether she’s re-frying black beans instead of pintos or making smiley face cookies that are green instead of traditional yellow, she’s always cooking outside of the box.
Now she’s making waves outside of the food service industry by violating [...]

THE MOON, SOMEWHERE OVER WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 13, 2012 (WSFB) – Ron Paul’s bid for the Republican Presidential nomination has slipped of late, most likely due to his campaign strategy.
Said Campaign Adviser Kevin Johnson, “We told Ron that our time would be best spent in New Hampshire and South Carolina as these early primaries are important [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 9, 2012 (WSFB) – Your friends at the West Seattle Funblog are doing everything within their power to make sure you have the booze you need, and at reasonable prices.
Initiative 1183, passed last November, clears the way for the privatization of liquor sales to the likes of Safeway, Costco, QFC, Costco, [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, January 2, 2012 (WSFB) – In business news, the birth of 2012 brings with it a large potential upside for YOUR West Seattle Funblog with a purchase bid by David Letterman’s Worldwide Pants, Inc.
Representatives for both Worldwide Pants and the Funblog were unavailable for comment, though the non-fun blog reported weekend celebrity [...]

PHOENIX, Arizona, December 30, 2011 (WSFB) – In Michelle Bachmann’s absolutely ridiculous and preposterous bid for the Republican Presidential nomination, pandering to minorities seems to have become the norm.
Little known outside the confines of northern Arizona, Bachmann held a Pajama Party a couple of months ago and reached out to our neighbors to the south.
“I [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 23, 2011 (WSFB) – Perhaps you’ve seen the face of Jesus on a tortilla or in a painting of Christ. Maybe it was tears of blood leaking from the eyes of the Virgin Mary in statue form.
Either way, there are countless anomalies and aberrations associated with Christianity that you’ve at least heard of, [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 22, 2011 (WSFB) – They say that knowledge is power and that its better to be wise than lucky. We couldn’t agree more, especially when it comes to the knowledge of where your ex-girlfriend is at all times.
Maybe you dumped her and she’s been stalking you. Perhaps she broke up with you [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 21, 2011 (WSFB) – A Highland Park man who only fills his dog’s water dish with filtered water has begun filling his toilet’s reservoir with filtered water as well. This after an apparent epiphany that the dog drinks from the commode.
“It’s nothing but the best for Keven,” said Byron Dell, who [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, December 13, 2011 (WSFB) – Still stuck on what to give your little nephew for Christmas this year?  What could possibly go over like a Cabbage Patch Doll or Tickle Me Elmo did back in their primes?  Well, it’s certainly not this gift.
West Seattle’s own Not Right Toy Company, based in High [...]

AUSTIN, New New Mexico, Diciembre 9, 2011 (WSFB) – They say that becoming President is a full time job and they’re right. You have to campaign long and hard if you want your party’s nomination, let alone a desk in the oval office. But what if you already have a full time job?
Texas Governor Rick [...]