WEST SEATTLE, Washington, April 20, 2012 (WSFB) – Many of you are loyal listeners of KOMO 1000 AM, fans of their sharp reporting, accurate weather forecasts, and “Traffic on the 4’s” with Paul Tosch. You can count on Paul and his helicopter to guide you through the traffic that would otherwise snarl your morning and [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, April 5, 2012 (WSFB) – Contrary to what you may have heard at Jamba Juice or the free clinic, The Dolly Rottens are not white girls. They’re multicolored white girls: red, blue, green, yellow, black, and blonde. But they are girls.
For the most part, at least. Maybe a hint of penis behind [...]
NEW YORK, New York, March 30, 2012 (WSFB) – The New York Jets’ front office was so concerned about new backup quarterback Tim Tebow losing his altar boy image to “the big city” that they recommended he live in the suburbs of New Jersey.
Tim Tebow didn’t listen to what many perceived as sound advice. Tim [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 23, 2012 (WSFB) – It’s a bold move that is sure to rock both the entertainment and sports industries. Actress Sarah Jessica Parker, commonly referred to as “Horse Face”, has slapped that very moniker on new Denver Broncos quarterback, Peyton Manning.
“Contrary to popular belief,” said Parker’s agent, Kevin Johnson, “Ms. Parker [...]
DENVER, Colorado, March 20, 2012 (WSFB) – In what can only be called “creepy” in the sports world, free agent acquisition Peyton Manning donned current Denver Broncos starter Tim Tebow in a “piggy back maneuver” and proclaimed that they were headed to “the Big Easy” for next year’s Superbowl and that ”Louisiana would make all [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 19, 2012 (WSFB) – On the heels of the resignation of Greg Smith, an executive from Goldman Sachs, and his subsequent New York Times Op-ed piece exposing dirty little Wall Street secrets, comes another resignation and expose’. This time it’s the medical field, reeling from its own malpractices.
Dr. Kevin Johnson resigned [...]
PORTLAND, Oregon, March 14, 2012 (WSFB) – In light of the ongoing struggles throughout the Middle East, Nike has pulled the reins and headed back to the stable with the name of its new athletic shoe.
“Our intent was to honor sportsman from around the globe with our new line of shoes,” said Kevin Johnson, Marketing [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 6, 2012 (WSFB) – As a fan of Dan Savage and all he’s done to promote awareness of gay and lesbian bullying issues, I take great pride in posting this Funblog FunFact.
Rick Santorum has officially jumped the shark.
Super Tuesday results are still pouring in and it may be a bit premature, [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 29, 2012 (WSFB) – Money is tight and times are tough for everyone. During a recent conversation at a Funblog social function, it was posited that in order to overcome financial strife, one must win the lottery. This invariably led to the question of what does all of that state lottery [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 22, 2012 (WSFB) – A new mom-’n-pop drugstore in the Arbor Heights neighborhood has a bone to pick with other drugstores. They sell condoms.
Jonas Flagstad is the owner of the new “Flagstad Farmacy” at the corner of 35th and Roxbury. Unlike most convenience stores, Flagstad and his wife Olah refuse to [...]
