WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 30, 2010 (WSFB)
SEAZLEIZM #5:
“As much as I love cats, they’re regrettably little more than glorified vermin…. wild animals traipsing around in domesticated civvies. Bathe a cat or try to clip its toenails and you put your life in its paws.
On the flip side, four little bitty strips of Scotch tape have never been [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 27, 2010 (WSFB)
SEAZLEIZM #8:
“Protesting en masse is an excellent means by which we, as free Americans, can express our disdain for government policy.
However, I highly recommend putting some thought into your choice of signs. They need to be thought out carefully for content and clarity. You can’t just take the path [...]

For Sale: Car with unusually low mileage.
This royal blue 2007 Prius is a steal at $12,850. It doesn’t have a single door ding like most 4-year old vehicles. And with only 22 actual miles on the odometer, you know this baby is clean. This Prius comes with a limited 2-year, 50-mile bumper-to-bumper warranty. All-weather tires [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 24, 2010 (WSFB) – What.
The FUCK!!?
As a musician, I’m no stranger to various styles of music; I listen to many. And even though I’m not a fan of Top 40 or whatever the chart-toppers are called these days, I’m up enough on my pop culture to know who most popular artists [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 24, 2010 (WSFB) – It’s been a long-held truth amongst West Seattle men that their women can become a little sensitive, even touchy, at times. But extensive research by a local West Seattle entity has given detailed, though speculative, insight into the phenomenon.
West Seattle Psychiatric Ward intern Kevin Johnson violated state [...]

Customers Wanted:
The new Na-Il Na-Il Nail Salon at Roxbury and 14th Ave SW now has custom nail graphic artist Lindsay Lohan on staff. She’s revamping her life and wants to take care of your nails, as well as those of Your Mom!
“I’m not quite ready to take on new customers yet, but that day is [...]

HOLLYWOOD, California, August 18, 2010 (WSFB) – In the wake of her much publicized stint in the hoosegow, Lindsay Lohan is a free member of society and “free-balling” it around Southern California again, so it seems.
TMZ reporter Girth Brooks recently reported, “The Loh-ster is out and about with her coochie hangin’ out and this reporter [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 04, 2010 (WSFB) – Yep, it’s summer in West Seattle and the clothing is getting skimpy. Folks are trying to stay cool however possible. And that includes some slightly unorthodox methods.
Jillian BaBar of Admiral is unorthodox.
“The armpit is where most of the body’s high temperature lives, hence all of the perspiration,” [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 02, 2010 (WSFB) – Proprietors of Hedonism II, the sexually-oriented beach resort chain, claim that they make beaches much dirtier than anything BP, formerly British Petroleum, has come up with in the Gulf of Mexico with their “paltry Deepwater Horzion lube job,” as Hedonsim reps call it.
“Their beaches are made up of muck [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July XX, 2010 (WSFB)
SEAZLEIZM #7:
“It’s important to remember that you have the right to remain silent. If you fail to use this right, anything you say or imply that you dig can and will be pressed against you firmly, to ensure that it makes you feel good and keeps you from remaining silent.
Please [...]