WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 17, 2010 (WSFB) – West Seattle Police Department Homicide Detectives were called to the new High Point Ramada on Tuesday to investigate a seemingly implausible death.
Said Sargent Louis Cipher of the West Seattle Police Department, “The victim’s identity is not being released at this time, pending notification of next of kin, but it seems Ted Bjornsen [...]

BOSTON, Massachusetts, March 16, 2010 (WSFB) – In the West Seattle Funblog’s never-ending mission to spread funmanship to the masses “that side” of the West Seattle Bridge, an endeavor was undertaken over this past weekend to garner support for the creation of a Boston Chapter.
Luigi Linguini once wrote, “If you’re going to cross the bridge, then really [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 15, 2010 (WSFB)
Hey, Al-Qaeda bozos,
You douchenozzles have gone too far this time. By kidnapping Luigi Linguini, you have violated all that is sacred within our world, in general, and all that defines funmanship, to be specific. Your atrocities against our leader are way out of line and your actions will not go [...]

With St. Patrick’s Day right around the corner, it’s time to start planning your party attire! Sure, you could simply wear green, but that’s the slacker way out. You’re actually Irish and you need to flaunt it!
With our new line of “Proud to be Irish” t-shirts, you’ll be the envy of everyone at Fado or [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 11, 2010 (WSFB) – Chalk another one up to West Seattle for its ability to draw conventions and those ever-important convention dollars right into the pockets of local businesses.
The West Seattle Center for Conventions and Trade Shows (WSCCTS) is hosting the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Association’s 2010 annual show. This year, the [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 10, 2010 (WSFB) – Penis. What is it good for? Well, we can tell you several things that come to mind, but “absolutely nothin’” and “magazine for young couples with new children” typically do not.
Funstick Enterprises, the makers of “Cock and Bulls” (an agricultural magazine) and “Blowjob” (a publication geared towards [...]

I have a male frog that hit puberty and has been out of control ever since. I’m a 73-year-old woman and just don’t have the knowledge, energy, or ability to care for a pet exploring its sexuality and has…. such unorthodox desires, to say the least.
He’s quite fond of salami, knackwurst, bacon, and any pork [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 8, 2010 (WSFB) – Are you tired of the same old douchenozzles and cougars hitting on you every time you go to your favorite watering hole?
Can a single, hot-bodied girl or guy not have a drink in peace?
It seems the “meat market” flair of other regions of our fair city have [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 25, 2010 (WSFB) – In weather news, El Niño almost fucked up the Vancouver Olympics and is skewing our own West Seattle feel for what Mother Nature will bring. It also minimizes my ability to appropriately use that badass picture of  a frozen car you see to the left.
Look, every year [...]

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, February 22, 2010 (WSFB) – This weekend’s post that the West Seattle Funblog was closing down for maintenance was the work of TERRORISM. That’s right: the bad guys. And it is totally UNTRUE.
Luigi Linguini, our fearless leader, was said to have stated that the Funblog was going down for maintenance, an oil [...]