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Written by luigilinguini
Entertainment
Oct 19, 2010
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 19, 2010 (WSFB) – The Funblog is certainly guilty of ranting and raving about one thing or another, most of it irrelevant and immaterial. We just like to talk, and we know you’re not listening. Doesn’t bother us at all. The domain doesn’t expire until 2012 – then again, doesn’t everything [...]
Written by luigilinguini
Entertainment
Oct 18, 2010
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 18, 2010 (WSFB) -Humans use tools. This is one of the higher mammal attributes that sets us apart in nature and affords us the ability to get things done.
Brent Amaker gets things done and is regarded in Rodeo circles as ‘The Hammer”. You bring the wood, the nails, the shingles, and [...]
Written by luigilinguini
Entertainment
Oct 17, 2010
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 17, 2010 (WSFB) – Imagine you’re in an early 20th century laboratory, Erlenmeyer flasks filled with colored fluids, thick clouds of white vapor bellowing out their narrow necks. Electric tendrils reach out from several Tesla coils strategically placed around the lab, lending themselves to the aesthetic. Magnificent tall cold rock walls; [...]
Written by luigilinguini
Entertainment
Oct 17, 2010
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 17, 2010 (WSFB) – You can’t run full bore 100% of the time. It’s important to pull over occasionally and ask, “where the hell am I going?” Driving blind in the dark gets you closer to the edge, but you better be sure that’s where you want to be before you [...]
Written by luigilinguini
Entertainment
Oct 16, 2010
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 16, 2010 (WSFB) – This is America, the land of opportunity and bounty. We’ve got time to work and time to play as one nation under God.
Our collective confidence in American democracy and the freedom to express said confidence in any manner we see fit is a truly remarkable example of [...]
Written by luigilinguini
Entertainment
Oct 15, 2010
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 15, 2010 (WSFB) – Wherever you are, you’re there right now. If you were here you’d be home by now.
“Well I can’t tell you where I’ve been, and I don’t know what day it is,” describes Amaker from his western funbunker deep beneath the vast prairies of West Seattle. “Keep movin’ [...]
Written by luigilinguini
Entertainment
Oct 14, 2010
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 14, 2010 (WSFB) – We’ve all ridden into a one horse town and bellied up to the bar for a drink only to look over and see the one good lookin’ woman at the other end, ready to find out what the wayward stranger has to offer.
Don’t move too quickly. Let [...]
Written by luigilinguini
Entertainment
Oct 13, 2010
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 13, 2010 (WSFB) – There comes a time when a man has to stand up to the world and say, “fuck you, I’m in charge.” You’re living in such a time, right now.
“I’m your worst fear, I’m your best friend, I’m bangin’ at the door so you better let me in” [...]
Written by luigilinguini
National
Oct 12, 2010
SEATTLE, Washington, October 12, 2010 (WSFB) – A local global aerospace company today acknowledged publicly that they are investing more than 130 million dollars into a fleet of custom-designed iRobot Roomba “Rosie” class robo-janitor.
“The best thing about these devices,” says Director of Environmental Services, Torg Jundgren, “..is they don’t go on strike.”
The local global aerospace [...]
Written by luigilinguini
Entertainment
Oct 12, 2010
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 12, 2010 (WSFB) -Brent Amaker and The Rodeo are ready to release their latest album, Please Stand By on October 19, 2010 on Spark & Shine Records, national public relations and radio by Terrorbird.
It all starts with the sound of a gong, then a lonely melody echoes forward from Tiny Dancer’s [...]