WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 03, 2011 (WSFB) – After two years of deliberation, West Seattle Superior Submunicipal Court Justice Allyen Gonzales delivered a verdict today in what the media dubbed the War On Fun by issuing the following statement:
“The act of Funblogging continues to operate within the confines of the freedoms guaranteed in the First [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, May 17, 2011 (WSFB) – Many of you people have seen the large Epcot Center shaped object docked at the Port of Seattle, and most of you believe what you’ve been told – that the vessel is in port for repairs.
You have officially taken the bait and there is a much more [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, April 21, 2011 (WSFB) -Capturing a compelling moment via photograph isn’t as easy as it looks, as it requires having the right frame of mind ready to go at a moment’s notice not to mention being at the right place at the right time.
Photojournalist Steve Shay makes the process look easy despite [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 19, 2011 (WSFB) – A local man filed preliminary legal paperwork with the West Seattle District Court on Friday requesting a legal termination of relationship and subsequent responsibilities between him and his colon.
Citing documented medical evidence that his colon is “out to get him”, the man believes the only option [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 10, 2011 (WSFB) – In a dramatic move today, Ol’ Man Winter unleashed water from the sky and rage upon the land as West Seattle became a tidal flood plane of epic and biblical proportions.
Local non-fun bloggers reported earlier today that “rapids” had formed in the Longfellow Creek area, near the [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 24, 2010 (WSFB) – Brisk winds blew through the Fauntleroy ferry dock area at the south end of Lincoln Park in West Seattle earlier this afternoon and for the first time ever, the monolithic helix-shaped vertical wind turbine attached to an area home turned.
The turbine generates electricity and passes the current [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 22, 2010 (WSFB) – Of all eleven women that frequent the Funblog, 100% of them were recently discovered to posses breasts.
Anatomically, breasts are modified sudoriferous (sweat) glands which produce milk in women, and in some rare cases, in men. Breasts were designed by our alien forefathers as a means to provide [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 22, 2010 (WSFB) – Well friends, we’ve reached the end of the saga, the end of the proverbial trail. We had a few laughs, shared some stories, linked to a dozen or so sites, and got a sneak preview of a one-of-a-kind comic that only 500 lucky bastards will own. All [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 21, 2010 (WSFB) – Remember, self-preservation is the highest law. No one will take of you the way you can take of you.
A wise man once said, “if you ever have to kill someone [in self defense], remember to say ‘I feared for my life’ and never confess. They can’t do [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 20, 2010 (WSFB) – Optimism has become a commodity in contemporary society, but with yesterday’s release of the latest Brent Amaker and The Rodeo album Please Stand By you get a heaping helping of it with a side of gratitude.
We walked into Moe Bar on Capitol Hill last night at the [...]
