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Occupy Nature Movement Increases Animal Safety, Awareness

Occupy Nature Movement Increases Animal Safety, Awareness

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, October 22, 2011 (WSFB) – The long-standing human occupation of nature conjures images of habitat destruction and sad scenes such as those depicted in the 1993 animated classic, Once Upon a Forest.
However, recent studies paint an entirely different picture; one of adaptive urban species and reproductive prosperity.
The infamous Coyotes of West Seattle [...]

Pellet Gun Violence Grips West Seattle’s Collective Scrotum, Gives Slight Twist

Pellet Gun Violence Grips West Seattle’s Collective Scrotum, Gives Slight Twist

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, August 19, 2011 (WSFB) – As prophesied in The Book of Revelation more than two millennium ago, blood has begun it’s slow trickle down the left shin of an innocent in what is heralded as the worst pellet gun related crime spree in West Seattle’s long and honored history.
On the morning of [...]

Regional Blogger Joins Effort To Reduce Household Waste, Make People Understand How Wrong They Are

Regional Blogger Joins Effort To Reduce Household Waste, Make People Understand How Wrong They Are

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 25, 2011 (WSFB) – West Seattle generates more than 870 metric tons of compressed household waste each day, and activists predict 23% of the waste consists of recyclable material such as clothing.
So, why so much waste in such an environmentally conscious region?
The answer may surprise you: fashion.
With the dramatic shift away [...]

Where The Red Fern Burns: Poopless Pets And The People That Preen Them

Where The Red Fern Burns: Poopless Pets And The People That Preen Them

LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas, July 24, 2011 (WSFB) – Clem Dennison was strolling near East End Park in Little Rock when he stepped in a fresh pile of dog poop someone didn’t bother to pick up. Not only did Dennison soil his sole, he slipped and fell, breaking a hip in the process.
68-year old Dennison successfully [...]

5 Cool Things You Can Do With Your Agoraphobia For West Seattle Summerfest

5 Cool Things You Can Do With Your Agoraphobia For West Seattle Summerfest

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 09, 2011 (WSFB) – West Seattle Summerfest is finally here, and hundreds of people will descend upon The Junction to enjoy live entertainment, great food, and amazing chest care.
Today is the second of three days of Summerfest and promises to be the most exciting of all thanks to the more-than-favorable weather [...]

Wait For It

Wait For It

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, July 09, 2011 (WSFB) – It’s true. No matter your basic information need, if you’re a smartphone user you can find an app to tackle any job big or small.
Need to convert one data point to another? Want to take control of your shopping habits? Strong desire to have dirty pictures delivered [...]

OPEC Can Suck Our Huge American Penis

OPEC Can Suck Our Huge American Penis

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 23, 2011 (WSFB) – Let’s set the record straight: OPEC is a foreign organization that holds the entire world – including the United States – hostage by sitting atop one of the largest deposits of crude oil on the globe, and pandering to the highest bidder.
Until about twenty years ago, the [...]

Gingrich Cured Of Aides

Gingrich Cured Of Aides

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 09, 2011 (WSFB) – The fledgling presidential campaign of former Speaker of the House, Newt Gingrich, was dealt a stunning blow when at least six senior campaign staff members resigned today.
Gingrich, who announced his candidacy via the popular social networking site Twitter, took the news in stride.
“This is when you level [...]

Nations Women Empowered To Pursue Public Office On Heels Of The “Weiner Bump”

Nations Women Empowered To Pursue Public Office On Heels Of The “Weiner Bump”

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 09, 2011 (WSFB) – The nation’s women are responding to the call for increased female presence across all tiers of government in unprecedented numbers following the “Weinergate” scandal that broke earlier this week.
West Seattle in particular witnessed a 400% increase in ballot applications from women interested in running for everything from [...]

Local Man Seeks Funding To Travel Back In Time, Assume Justin Bieber Persona

Local Man Seeks Funding To Travel Back In Time, Assume Justin Bieber Persona

WEST SEATTLE, Washington, June 07, 2011 (WSFB) – Local entrepreneur and inventor Tjord Nichols is on a quest to obtain the $1.2m necessary to facilitate a journey back in time so he can assume the persona of pop culture icon Justin Bieber.
Kyrgyzstan based Back To Your Future LLC provides physical transport through the fabric of [...]

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