WEST SEATTLE, Washington, September 21, 2011 (WSFB) – (Lothario Manning is a West Seattle Funblog intern from Sicily.)
“I Do Not Understand Your Toilet.”
This issa you Italian title translated inna you English. But issa true. You toilet issa very confuse.
Inna you Sicily, whenna you have to make-a the water, you open you pants inna you street [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, May 31, 2011 (WSFB) – Issa “Return of the Dick Joke Week” here atta you West Seattle Funblog, our return to the roots of what made you love you West Seattle Funblog in the first place.
We haven’t forgotten you dick joke, no. She issa always onna our mind, verrrr nice! But all [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, May 25, 2011 (WSFB) – Back home inna Palermo, Sicily, we would eagerly await the coming offa the summer. The sun would warm the sand onna the beach anna the people would flock inna they summertime, low-cut sexy clothes! Issa verrrr nice!
West Seattle issa like Sicily inna much the same way. The heart of [...]
Lothario Manning is the first participant in the Funblog’s Satire Intern Program (SIP) and hails from Palermo, Sicily. He was signed on to write about loooove, but we’re starting to think he forged a few documents in his “a-teeny, a-tiny” application package.
This week, the guy living in Luigi’s garage with an Inuit named Usuiituk seems [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, April 11, 2010 (WSFB)
(Note from Pete Seazle, Editor-At-Large: I have accepted the fact that nepotism might be present in the West Seattle Funblog as this Italian guy, Lothario, is getting major run-support from Luigi, purportedly a cousin to some double-digit degree. It damn near pains me to tell you that Lothario has [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, April 8, 2011 (WSFB) – Inna my short time here inna West Seattle, I’ve come to a-learn many things about American woman. First anna foremost: She’s verrrr nice, yes?!
Second anna more important: The woman, she tells all to the other a-woman!
The loooove, she issa hit anna miss. You can try your hand [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, April 1, 2011 (WSFB) – The West Seattle Funblog Yearly Assessment Party netted much more than a series of embarrassingly bad graphs and urine droplets on the men’s room floor, as would normally be expected. Held in Supreme Blogfather Luigi Linguini’s impeccably clean garage, with h’ordeuvres by Lothario, the party (mandatory) had [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 25, 2011 (WSFB) – There’s a time anna place for everything, no? That’s whatta the smart people say.
Japan, poor poor Japan, wassa fucked by many a-many thing. She see-a earthquaker with the funny hat anna oatmeal. She see-a big waves, waves a-much too bigga for the surfing board! She see atom [...]
WEST SEATTLE, Washington, March 11, 2011 (WSFB) – March has been a dream-a come true, living in the United Estates and working for your Funblog! You so looovely!
Life, she’s been a-good to Lothario. I have many friends of the break dance and Stars Wars kind! I have roof over Lothario’s head inna Luigi’s Garage, which [...]
WEST SEATTLE. Washington, March 4, 2011 (WSFB) - I have been in your country for one week now. I’mma try really a-really hard to write for your Funblog. But I only think of things that I tell myself, now that I’mma far far away from Sicily. Maybe not so funny, but I try, yes?
1) Seattle is not [...]
